bob3160 Posted June 8, 2009 Author Posted June 8, 2009 Words of Wisdom Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your butt is disconnected.. Quote
bob3160 Posted June 10, 2009 Author Posted June 10, 2009 The cutest ass you will ever see!What were you thinking? It is a cute ass! Quote
bob3160 Posted June 11, 2009 Author Posted June 11, 2009 Do you feel like working today?Tomorrow?The day after?Next week?Next Month? Next Year?Me neither! I just want to party! Have a GREAT day. Quote
bob3160 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 Best Computer Fix for 2009After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems...I have fixed my computer...NOW it works exactly the way I want it to.. Quote
bob3160 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Posted June 30, 2009 When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight.Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flopsto the floor. Quote
bob3160 Posted July 6, 2009 Author Posted July 6, 2009 Polar Bear AttackReports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery. Quote
bob3160 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Posted July 10, 2009 Wow I can't believe this works. Don't cheat it takes about one minute.Each of us is the result of the influence of many people.However some individuals have played a significant role in our development.They are often called "role models" that we consciously or unconsciously imitate.Perhaps you know who that person is, or perhaps you don't.The world renowned SAMUEL HAIN, Ph.D., has given us a simple way to determine our role model.It is easy and only takes a minute and it may surprise you.WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???*Be sure not to peek! You don't want to skew your answer.Try this - it's really neat ...Don't look at the answers:1) Pick your favorite number between 1-92) Multiply by 3 then3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the Calculator....)4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....5) Add the digits togetherNow Scroll down ...............With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:1. Einstein2. Oprah Winfrey3. Mother Teresa4. Randubius Raji5. Bill Gates6. Johann Von Stueckenberg7. Brad Pitt8. Babe Ruth9. bob3160 - I know...I just have that effect on people.....one day you too can be like me. Believe it!* P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT :"> Quote
bob3160 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Posted July 14, 2009 Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad;they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning,I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,"I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa."The hundred is from Grandma!" Quote
bob3160 Posted July 21, 2009 Author Posted July 21, 2009 If you hear a "loud rumble" tonight in the sky, don't worry, it's not thunder. It's Elvis beatin' the crapp out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.Have a nice day every one. Quote
bob3160 Posted July 27, 2009 Author Posted July 27, 2009 I know there has been some confusion as to the symptoms of Swine Flu. Well, this should clear up any confusion....If you wake up looking like this,don't go to work. Quote
bob3160 Posted July 31, 2009 Author Posted July 31, 2009 I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then .........I suddenly remembered that I was listening to....................... my iPod! Quote
bob3160 Posted August 4, 2009 Author Posted August 4, 2009 A woman walked into the kitchen to find herHusband standing around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?"She asked."Hunting Flies"He responded..."Oh! Killing any?"She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.Intrigued, she asked."How can you tell them apart?"He responded,"3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone." Quote
bob3160 Posted August 30, 2009 Author Posted August 30, 2009 I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years. Quote
bob3160 Posted September 6, 2009 Author Posted September 6, 2009 An incredible story of luck and inspiration!! Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later. Talk about LUCK!!!! Quote
bob3160 Posted September 26, 2009 Author Posted September 26, 2009 I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought Iwould look in on you and see if you're sittingat your computer and if you're OK. Yup, there you are and you look great! Quote
bob3160 Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 We are all getting older :)BARBIE IS in her 50's!! Quote
bob3160 Posted October 27, 2009 Author Posted October 27, 2009 EVEN THE SUPER HEROES ARE AGING FAST!! Quote
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