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Words of Wisdomui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121c165da80.jpg Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your butt is disconnected..

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Do you feel like working today?ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121b38efe83.gifTomorrow?ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121b38efe83.gifThe day after?ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121b38efe83.gifNext week?ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121b38efe83.gifNext Month?ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121b38efe83.gif Next Year?ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121b38efe83.gifMe neither! I just want to party!ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121b38ef-1.gif Have a GREAT day. :D

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Best Computer Fix for 2009After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems...I have fixed my computer...th_ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121e0c32d07.jpgNOW it works exactly the way I want it to..

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When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight.Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flopsto the floor.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth12231c91a78.gif

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Wow I can't believe this works. Don't cheat it takes about one minute.Each of us is the result of the influence of many people.However some individuals have played a significant role in our development.They are often called "role models" that we consciously or unconsciously imitate.Perhaps you know who that person is, or perhaps you don't.The world renowned SAMUEL HAIN, Ph.D., has given us a simple way to determine our role model.It is easy and only takes a minute and it may surprise you.WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???*Be sure not to peek! You don't want to skew your answer.Try this - it's really neat ...Don't look at the answers:1) Pick your favorite number between 1-92) Multiply by 3 then3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the Calculator....)4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....5) Add the digits togetherNow Scroll down ...............With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:1. Einstein2. Oprah Winfrey3. Mother Teresa4. Randubius Raji5. Bill Gates6. Johann Von Stueckenberg7. Brad Pitt8. Babe Ruth9. bob3160 - I know...I just have that effect on people.....one day you too can be like me. Believe it!* P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT :">

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ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth12275d2c717.jpgGrandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad;they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning,I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,"I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa."The hundred is from Grandma!"
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Dancing.gifIf you hear a "loud rumble" tonight in the sky, don't worry, it's not thunder. It's Elvis beatin' the crapp out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.Have a nice day every one. :wacko:
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I know there has been some confusion as to the symptoms of Swine Flu. Well, this should clear up any confusion....If you wake up looking like this,don't go to work.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth122bc8d8e15.jpg

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ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth122d0f99e5e.gifI was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then .........I suddenly remembered that I was listening to....................... my iPod!
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ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth122d96ab611.jpgA woman walked into the kitchen to find herHusband standing around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?"She asked."Hunting Flies"He responded..."Oh! Killing any?"She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth122d96ab-1.jpgIntrigued, she asked."How can you tell them apart?"He responded,"3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone."
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An incredible story of luck and inspiration!! Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later. Talk about LUCK!!!! ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1238bda0e37.jpg

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Hi.gifI was feeling a little nosey, so I thought Iwould look in on you and see if you're sittingat your computer and if you're OK. Yup, there you are and you look great!
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