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bob3160, February 18, 2006 in The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe
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The Great Deception:
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger thanthe spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR WOULD YOU LIKE THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
The Great Impostor:
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