bob3160 Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN ....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people. Quote
bob3160 Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 New Years Resolution Smile for 2009 Quote
bob3160 Posted January 5, 2009 Author Posted January 5, 2009 During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger thanthe spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR WOULD YOU LIKE THE BED NEXT TO MINE? Quote
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