bob3160 7 Posted December 31, 2008 Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN ....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted January 1, 2009 New Years Resolution Smile for 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted January 4, 2009 The Great Deception: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted January 5, 2009 During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger thanthe spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR WOULD YOU LIKE THE BED NEXT TO MINE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted January 6, 2009 The Great Impostor: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
