bob3160 7 Posted March 14, 2009 Author Share Posted March 14, 2009 Last one of this series. Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Kids can sure make you feel old. Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 There ARE TWO BASIC TYPES OF YOGA : 1. YOGA FROM INDIA: 2. YOGA FROM KENTUCKY:The Kentucky class is full for this session. We'll get back to you when it opens up again! Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 2, 2009 Author Share Posted May 2, 2009 You.........have a GREAT Day!!! Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 Mothers Day Is Almost Here!I'd like to wish every MOM here a very happy Mothers Day. Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 WarningALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON FRIDAYTHEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.DON'T WORRY, YOU ARE ALL SAFE ,I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE TO ALL OF YOU . Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 KEEP THIS IN MIND AS YOU ARE DOING YOUR CLEANUP CHORES. New use for Windex I haven't checked 'snopes.com' to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say, If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked, You should sniff some Windex first. It'll keep you from streaking. HAVE A GREAT DAY! Link to post Share on other sites
Gary 0 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 hmm... That is the greatest movie line ever. Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 FREEZER BAGS:They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.PHOTOCOPIERS:These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.TIRES:Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflatedHOT AIR BALLOONS:Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 Intimacy Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 Let me OUT Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Instructions for properly hugging a baby1. First, uh, find a baby 2. Second, be sure that the object you found was Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the Hugging process.4. The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute. The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to Achieve the best photo quality. Link to post Share on other sites
bob3160 7 Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 Smile - Sorry, I will not do it again.... Link to post Share on other sites
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