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There ARE TWO BASIC TYPES OF YOGA : 1. YOGA FROM INDIA: YogaI.png2. YOGA FROM KENTUCKY:YogaK.pngThe Kentucky class is full for this session. We'll get back to you when it opens up again!

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Warningui2ikad3df3c036viewattth12101c01ac3.gifALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON FRIDAYTHEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.DON'T WORRY, YOU ARE ALL SAFE ,I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE TO ALL OF YOU .

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KEEP THIS IN MIND AS YOU ARE DOING YOUR CLEANUP CHORES. ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1215ef8e104.gif New use for Windex I haven't checked 'snopes.com' to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say, If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked, You should sniff some Windex first. It'll keep you from streaking. ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1215ef8e-1.gif HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121757d7a35.gif FREEZER BAGS:They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121757d7-1.gifPHOTOCOPIERS:These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121757d7-2.jpgTIRES:Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflatedui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121757d7-3.jpgHOT AIR BALLOONS:Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth121757d7-4.jpgSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Instructions for properly hugging a baby1. First, uh, find a babyui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1217ce72636.jpg 2. Second, be sure that the object you found was Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1217ce72-1.jpg3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the Hugging process.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1217ce72-2.jpg4. The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1217ce72-3.jpg 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute. The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to Achieve the best photo quality.ui2ikad3df3c036viewattth1217ce72-4.jpg

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