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(My three-year-old daughter sticks out her hand.)

Child: “Look at the fly I killed, Mommy.”

(Since she is eating a juicy pickle at the time, I thrust her contaminated hands under the faucet and wash them with antibacterial soap. After sitting her down to finish her pickle, I ask, with a touch of awe:)

Me: “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?”

Child: *between bites* “I hit it with my pickle.”

 

 

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On 11/20/2020 at 9:38 AM, securitybreach said:

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Crazy enough.. Back about 3 years ago during New Years Eve, I had a bit too much to drink and one was on my fence in the back yard when we were out back. Well I was told the next day that I just walked over and started petting the possum. I guess it froze up and didn't know what to do. Luckily, I didn't get all cut up from its sharp claws. Crazy night to say the least.

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