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11 hours ago, Cluttermagnet said:

Lotta good ones, guys! I think I like the dog and telephone pole one the best.

C'mon now- how did they really get that shot? Did the dog really eat his

homework- er, telephone company work?

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I've seen dogs eat through some odd things. My cousin's old dog used to like to chew on aluminum. He would be bleeding a little from the corners of his mouth but would keep on chewing until you took it away from him.

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I'm most of the way through "Tiger King" and spotted this in a comment on The Register, seems pertinent:

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People will often make the case, “We can’t be that stupid, or we would have been evolutionarily wiped out as a species a long time ago.” I don’t agree. I find myself saying, “Well, no. Gee, all you need to do is be far enough along to be able to get three square meals or to solve the calorie problem long enough so that you can reproduce. And then, that’s it. You don’t need a lot of smarts. You don’t have to do tensor calculus. You don’t have to do quantum physics to be able to survive to the point where you can reproduce.” One could argue that evolution suggests we’re not idiots, but I would say, “Well, no. Evolution just makes sure we’re not blithering idiots. But, we could be idiots in a lot of different ways and still make it through the day.”

 

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16 hours ago, sunrat said:

Running out of ideas for books to read? Here's some you may not have considered:

https://alwaysjudgeabookbyitscover.com/

 

Found via the internet's biggest waste of time - https://theuselessweb.com/

 

Great list.

 

I bet some folk here would find this invaluable,

 

How to Make a Towel Monkey and other Cruise Ship Favorites

 

An for the thrifty this is a must, just in case,

 

Do it yourself coffins

 

My favourite which I very nearly bought for a friend last Christmas is,

 

Crafting with Cat Hair

 

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9 hours ago, securitybreach said:

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This must be true. I'd say Alfred Hitchcock would have made an even better version of this, but ol' Alfred is not around these days. Lucky him!

 

Hmm... wonder what Rod Serling would have done with this. ;)

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I feel bad for all the people named Karen in the world, especially the ones who are not "Karens".

Then again, my name is Roger and that has a special meaning in the UK. I survived. 😜

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19 hours ago, sunrat said:

I feel bad for all the people named Karen in the world, especially the ones who are not "Karens".

Then again, my name is Roger and that has a special meaning in the UK. I survived. 😜

 

Aww Roger that! 😂

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6 minutes ago, ssherjj said:

 

Aww Roger that! 😂

 

That's not the meaning I was speaking of. Luckily that's not used much in Australia, and I more often get asked if I can supply a nice shrubbery.

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