Post the funniest thing you saw on the Internets today

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[abarbarian]

12 hours ago, securitybreach said:

 

That is so cool.

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1 minute ago, abarbarian said:

 

That is so cool.

 

I thought so too

[Cluttermagnet]

Lotta good ones, guys! I think I like the dog and telephone pole one the best.

C'mon now- how did they really get that shot? Did the dog really eat his

homework- er, telephone company work?

[abarbarian]

[abarbarian]

5 minutes ago, Cluttermagnet said:

how did they really get that shot?

Duh -with a camera whilst wearing a suit of armour of course.

[Cluttermagnet]

The McGyver paper clip and tigers in a hot tub are honorary runners up.

I thought cats all hated water. How did they get that shot? This is every

bit as confusing as Coronavirus...

[Cluttermagnet]

4 minutes ago, abarbarian said:

Duh -with a camera whilst wearing a suit of armour of course.

 

No, that can't possibly be right. Armor is way too heavy.

I think they got the drone operator drunk and used his drone

while he was sleeping it off... Drunk on Corona...

 

Clutter

 

Edited May 27, 2020 by Cluttermagnet

[abarbarian]

1 minute ago, Cluttermagnet said:

No, that can't possibly be right. Armor is way too heavy.

He was on a horse of course

[Cluttermagnet]

2 minutes ago, abarbarian said:

He was on a horse of course

 

Aw- that's not fair to the dog- but is a satisfactory answer, however...

[abarbarian]

41 minutes ago, securitybreach said:

 

I thought so too

 

 

I always wanted one of these, in metalic blue with red trim.

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[V.T. Eric Layton]

3 hours ago, abarbarian said:

 

That is so cool.

 

 

 

 

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11 hours ago, Cluttermagnet said:

Lotta good ones, guys! I think I like the dog and telephone pole one the best.

C'mon now- how did they really get that shot? Did the dog really eat his

homework- er, telephone company work?

 

I've seen dogs eat through some odd things. My cousin's old dog used to like to chew on aluminum. He would be bleeding a little from the corners of his mouth but would keep on chewing until you took it away from him.

[sunrat]

I'm most of the way through "Tiger King" and spotted this in a comment on The Register, seems pertinent:

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People will often make the case, “We can’t be that stupid, or we would have been evolutionarily wiped out as a species a long time ago.” I don’t agree. I find myself saying, “Well, no. Gee, all you need to do is be far enough along to be able to get three square meals or to solve the calorie problem long enough so that you can reproduce. And then, that’s it. You don’t need a lot of smarts. You don’t have to do tensor calculus. You don’t have to do quantum physics to be able to survive to the point where you can reproduce.” One could argue that evolution suggests we’re not idiots, but I would say, “Well, no. Evolution just makes sure we’re not blithering idiots. But, we could be idiots in a lot of different ways and still make it through the day.”

 

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[sunrat]

Running out of ideas for books to read? Here's some you may not have considered:

https://alwaysjudgeabookbyitscover.com/

 

Found via the internet's biggest waste of time - https://theuselessweb.com/

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[abarbarian]

16 hours ago, sunrat said:

Running out of ideas for books to read? Here's some you may not have considered:

https://alwaysjudgeabookbyitscover.com/

 

Found via the internet's biggest waste of time - https://theuselessweb.com/

 

Great list.

 

I bet some folk here would find this invaluable,

 

How to Make a Towel Monkey and other Cruise Ship Favorites

 

An for the thrifty this is a must, just in case,

 

Do it yourself coffins

 

My favourite which I very nearly bought for a friend last Christmas is,

 

Crafting with Cat Hair

 

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[V.T. Eric Layton]

That blank look... ah... that happens quite often these days.

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