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On 5/7/2020 at 6:25 PM, V.T. Eric Layton said:

Oh, darn. I bet the Scot's Po-Po are gonna' hide this reply. ;)

 

As you know, we only hide political posts around here. As an admin, you should know that. ;)

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18 minutes ago, securitybreach said:

 

As you know, we only hide political posts around here. As an admin, you should know that. ;)

 

An bottom pictures. 🧐

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1 hour ago, securitybreach said:

...thought it was a good idea to the shoot the deer from outside of his squad car's window...

 

Well, you know... Alabama and all. ;)

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1 hour ago, securitybreach said:

As an admin, you should know that. ;)

 

I'm an Admin? Oooooh! Cool! 😎

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9 minutes ago, V.T. Eric Layton said:

Well, you know... Alabama and all. ;)

 

This is the city, not out in the country. There is close to a million people that live and work there:

 

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The population is around 200,000 and an additional 410,000 commute to the Shoals daily for work, school, shopping.....

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence–Muscle_Shoals_metropolitan_area

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Yes, I know. I was just teasing. It's nice to hear something stupid being done somewhere other than FloriDUH for a change. ;)

 

 

 

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On 5/12/2020 at 10:42 AM, securitybreach said:

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I recognize that picture. It's created from a scene with actor Michael Ironside from the movie Scanners (1981). Wasn't a bad movie, actually. :)

 

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2 hours ago, V.T. Eric Layton said:

 

I recognize that picture. It's created from a scene with actor Michael Ironside from the movie Scanners (1981). Wasn't a bad movie, actually. :)

 

MV5BMjQwNDE0MDM0NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwOTU0

 

 

 

I liked scanners

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SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. $2.00
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. Magazine - $3.00
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. $5.00
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait out here on the porch.
"Cooter"
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