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V.T. Eric Layton

OK. I live under a rock. You're gonna' have to explain that one.

 

EDIT:  Wait! Doesn't he have a lisp? Is that it?

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securitybreach
9 hours ago, V.T. Eric Layton said:

OK. I live under a rock. You're gonna' have to explain that one.

 

EDIT:  Wait! Doesn't he have a lisp? Is that it?

 

Yes, a very bad lisp but everyone knows better than to mention it while he speaks.

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4 hours ago, securitybreach said:

but everyone knows better than to mention it while he speaks.

 

Yeah... he might bite their ear off. ;)

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V.T. Eric Layton

I got this one, but any folks who don't shop at CVS probably won't. The joke is that when you buy anything at a CVS, even just a lollypop, the cash register receipt is about three feet long. It's mostly coupons, % off offers, and other baloney like Spectrum Cable ads and carp. You can usually see them blowing around CVS parking lots like tumbleweeds.

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10 hours ago, V.T. Eric Layton said:

I got this one, but any folks who don't shop at CVS probably won't. The joke is that when you buy anything at a CVS, even just a lollypop, the cash register receipt is about three feet long. It's mostly coupons, % off offers, and other baloney like Spectrum Cable ads and carp. You can usually see them blowing around CVS parking lots like tumbleweeds.

 

Same as kmart and others do (did).

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4 minutes ago, sunrat said:

It's not all fire and smoke and heatwaves and floods and spiders in Australia!

 

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Nice :thumbsup:

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6 hours ago, sunrat said:

^ That's pretty much on par with some of the questions I see on Quora.

 

Oh and that was a screenshot of a search I started. I knew it would autocomplete that as people are mostly brain-dead anyway.

 

A buddy of mine at work was joking saying "what if the cure is corona beer and its really all an advertising ploy by Big Beer?" :hysterical:

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Following my comment about Josh's Google search predictions, here are some current Quora questions waiting in my queue:

 

How can computers and phones shut down and turn on again without the internet and still know the time?

What JBL speaker is the loudest?

Does the JBL speaker have a good life?

Is 300, three times more than 100, or 2 times more than 100?

What is something that only a person with an IQ of 100 could solve?

Why are my Beats solo3 headphones so tight on my head?

Will an MP4 player play MP3s?

Do I need an amplifier for a home theater?

Can you show that eight is half of thirteen?

Why do you think that U2 should retire?

Why is it not safe to eat an apple at breakfast?

Do roadies really help rock stars get laid?

Where can I get Ableton Live 10 for free?
Can a MacBook survive a drop of 50 feet?

My dad said he was going to grocery store, he hasn't been back yet. Where is he?

 

That's just from my current feed. Some of the all-time classics are even more hilarious or just downright facepalm material.

 

Edit, this one just popped up:

Is it true that Windows is basically just a pretty Linux? :D

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