securitybreach Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 http://www.geeknative.com/51609/the-centaur-book-prank/ 1 Quote
atiustira Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 http://www.geek.com/news/the-11-funniest-hacker-attacks-1617998/?mailingID=8903D9819531AED3200BC1DD9069E8D3?mailing_id=1196506 3 Quote
Robert Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Apple Engineer talks about the new 2015 Macbook Quote
atiustira Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Getting ready for April Fools Day. Watch your windows system carefully. PS Probably should think twice before doing this at work. LOL 2 Quote
abarbarian Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 I just love historical documentary's. Am sure going to enjoy this one tonight. Quote
securitybreach Posted March 21, 2015 Posted March 21, 2015 I just love historical documentary's. Am sure going to enjoy this one tonight. I seen that one a few years ago and wasn't that bad really... 1 Quote
amenditman Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 V.T. Eric Layton shared this on Google+, don't know where he found it. This is the funniest thing I've seen on the Internet in days. Ol' Gramps Gets Audited The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Grandpa shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, ”Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?” The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “Okay. Go ahead.” Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.” The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.” Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops. Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.” The auditor can tell Grandpa is not blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. “Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side and never get a drop anywhere in between.” The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there is no way this old guy can possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants. Although he strains mightily, he cannot make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. “Are you okay?” the auditor asks. “Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and you’d be happy about it." 3 Quote
Robert Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Pizza! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk8j5juulAQ 1 Quote
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