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A physicist goes to the mall with his wife. It's boring. He says, "Honey, I'll stay here at the food court and you finish your shopping." She says, "Okay, I'll be back in half an hour." She goes. The physicist meets a nice gal. One thing leads to another and they go to this gal's nearby apartment and have a tryst. The physicist hurries back to the mall. It's been an hour. His wife is there, fuming. He says, "Honey, I'm so sorry! I met a gal and went back to her apartment and had an affair! I'm so sorry!" His wife says, "DON'T LIE TO ME!!! YOU WERE IN YOUR LAB!!"

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