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A physicist goes to the mall with his wife. It's boring. He says, "Honey, I'll stay here at the food court and you finish your shopping." She says, "Okay, I'll be back in half an hour." She goes. The physicist meets a nice gal. One thing leads to another and they go to this gal's nearby apartment and have a tryst. The physicist hurries back to the mall. It's been an hour. His wife is there, fuming. He says, "Honey, I'm so sorry! I met a gal and went back to her apartment and had an affair! I'm so sorry!" His wife says, "DON'T LIE TO ME!!! YOU WERE IN YOUR LAB!!"

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3 hours ago, Bookmem said:

I just wonder where that car would be allowed on the road!!

 

Probably Florida.. (lived in Daytona Beach for like 14 years).

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9 minutes ago, securitybreach said:

 

Probably Florida.. (lived in Daytona Beach for like 14 years).

Sorry, that is not a Florida plate. Not us this time.

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4 minutes ago, amenditman said:

Sorry, that is not a Florida plate. Not us this time.

 

Like any one who lives in Florida is from there (in daytona anyway ;))

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24 minutes ago, securitybreach said:

 

Like any one who lives in Florida is from there (in daytona anyway ;))

And that proves my point. Not us, just some drunk tourist nonsense

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