Bruno 3 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENTCalm down everybody; Intelligence sources are telling us that Mr. B. Ladin is non-existant, he´s just a phantoom. The reality ist, we haben taken over the Ministry and haben having a strong hold of all sources of information. Mr. Ladin is no more than a phanton showing up every now and then. Wir suggest just to ignore himm and to go on mit unser arbeid. We have plenty of mis-information to correct and restore order and stability in the WaterCooler.I will give out new orders soon, üntil then; stehen sie allert, the WaterCooler needs you to defend the territory.The ministry is ours ! Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
BarryB 83 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Staying alert..One question though, Is it ok to drink out of Mason Jars? They sure put water in strange glasses here in the mountains... Link to post Share on other sites
GolfProRM 0 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 (edited) Herr Doktor,Does that mean I can stay in Florence with my beauties? Ahh that would be wonderful... Besides, I hear there's a museum in need of a curator... I might just hang here for awhile if that's okay... Ahh... the difficult decision.... which is more beautiful, the Italian art, or my Dutch beauties? What a choice! Edited June 9, 2003 by GolfProRM Link to post Share on other sites
Bruno 3 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Herr Doktor,Does that mean I can stay in Florence with my beauties? Ahh that would be wonderful... Besides, I hear there's a museum in need of a curator... I might just hang here for awhile if that's okay... Ahh... the difficult decision.... which is more beautiful, the French art, or my Dutch beauties? :( What a choice!You habe mein permission, but stay in contakt mit haupt-base ! Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
GolfProRM 0 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Roger that Dr. P. Will stay in contact... Page me if anything turns up! Link to post Share on other sites
BarryB 83 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Ryan..Your one lucky man..Hmmm.. Link to post Share on other sites
GolfProRM 0 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Barry, Sometimes it pays to hop on the "wrong" plane! Link to post Share on other sites
BarryB 83 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Yes...Yes it does..doesn't it Yea and I 'm stuck here in the mountains with this girl that has three teeth and keeps trying to get me to drink blue tinged water out of mason jars.....The scary part is she showed me a picture of her brother and husband and they look the same I have got to get out of here....Ya know after a few glasses of this water, she almost looks like she has more teeth... I think I need to leave!!!...Check Please! Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Florence - French Art? Are you sure you are in Florence or are you at the Lourve in Paris? I think you must be in the wrong town. Florence has a lot of Italian art and some French art. I think you are in France instead of Italy. Herr Doktor Von PJe rapporte pour le devoir. Erklären Sie mir, was Sie möchten, daß ich tue. Je suis prêt, voulant, et capable - faire la plupart de n'importe quelle tâche. _______________General Teach Link to post Share on other sites
Bruno 3 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 General you´re doing fine as it is, zehr sufrieden über ihren prestationen . . . you can have the rest of the day off . . . die sache ist unter kontrolle ! Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
GolfProRM 0 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 General Teach,French, Italian. Who really cares? Like I'm actually paying attention to the art anyway. Florence, French, spelled similar so it was an honest mistake... I meant Italian and I'm sorry for the screw up... but like I said, does it really matter when you've got a pair of Dutch women at your side? (They'd never know the difference! )Edit - Looks like a nice plae to stop! Nice even number of posts! Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Golf ProMulti-threader. Congratulations.Party time. Link to post Share on other sites
GolfProRM 0 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Ack! That's too many woodstocks for my taste! Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Better? or is this one better? Link to post Share on other sites
GolfProRM 0 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Last one is the best! I can take my Dutch honeys dancing! Link to post Share on other sites
Bruno 3 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Ik heb alle van dat een niet gekregen. Ik vond ten slotte een Engels Nederlandze plaats. Dit zal hen verwonderen zich maken over wat wij praten ongeveer. Shoepie zal hoewel weten. Weet niet indien iemand Nederlands behalve de twee van u spreekt. Zulk plezier.General, don´t understand a word what you´re trying to say, it looks like Dutch but it´s crooked as can be, really does not make any sense ! Translation sites are rubbish ! Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 General, don´t understand a word what you´re trying to say, it looks like Dutch but it´s crooked as can be, really does not make any sense ! Translation sites are rubbish ! Herr Dr. Von P.Do I get an "A" for effort? Link to post Share on other sites
Bruno 3 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Effort starts with an E !! Can´t afford an A Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 That's what they used when we were kids.Now it is A, B, C, D, F. It seems E, S, M, I, F are too difficult to figure out. Okay, do I get an "E" for effort? Link to post Share on other sites
Bruno 3 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 The E for excelent try ! Yes, but promise me to stay away from that translation site ! What a desaster ! Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I had to try. I can pretty much figure out German, Italian and French, but your language just is beyond me. Of course, I read better than I write or speak. I listen pretty good too. That's about the only time I listen. When I have to stop and think in another language. Link to post Share on other sites
Bruno 3 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 It´s fun as you tranlate it back: Me that all it did not get. Me Great Britain Nederlandze it happened last. Will make us approximately regarding the fact that it talks this will surprise them. The Shoepie egg n it respects. Who is not excepts your 2 and when it talks The Netherlands U, the Weet. Like that pleasure. Makes more sense though than in Dutch I see now what you were trying to say . . Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Herr DoktorNo, No, NoStop Giving Away the CodeSecrets - Loose lips sink ships.......______________________________The Every Vigilant General Teach Link to post Share on other sites
Bruno 3 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Habe still got work to do on the enigma machine, will call back the technizians . . . . code still nicht perfekt . . . Herr Dr. Von P. Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Last one is the best! I can take my Dutch honeys dancing! Somehow I knew you would prefer the picture from Amsterdam. Even without the two Dutch honeys you brought along. Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Habe still got work to do on the enigma machine, will call back the technizians . . . . code still nicht perfekt . . . Herr Dr. Von P.Gut!Work hard on the code. Report back tomorrow._____________________________General Teach Link to post Share on other sites
jbredmound 0 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Excusame por favor, pero mi no entiendo este conversacion. Que lengua es? Englese? No. Germano? No. Klingano? No.Quien es ustedes personas? Donde vive? Yo no comprendo. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeber 74 Posted June 10, 2003 Author Share Posted June 10, 2003 You may think I'm gone...you may think you've taken control of the cooler...you may think you've won...............................................................well, my fine feathered foe, you just keep thinking that; you and those gibberish-speaking minions of yours. This falls right into my plan. There is much in the future for your little band of "do-gooders". You'll never find me, and you'll never stop me. I'm so sure that my plan will unfold flawlessly that I will tell you straight out what the first step will be. I intend to wrap my bodySFNL Forum Public Service Announcement !!Are you tired of the plain old beige box on your desk? Are you jealous of that bright green Alienware laptop your best friend just bought? Are you cheap and lazy? Great...this tip's for you.Paint your computer! Are you passionate for pink? Do you crave crimson? Is your computer a lemon? Paint it! Buy a good quality exterior high gloss paint...a gallon will do for a desktop, a quart for a laptop. To give it a car-finish like gleam, bake it in the oven for about an hour at about 700 degrees. Use mitts to remove, and allow to cool before use. Now who's got the coolest computer in town? Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 JB Bravisimo - espanol? comprende. JeberDo you have to remove anything before baking? I offered to let my daughter paint my computer case and she thought I was crazy. Wonder why she thought that? Link to post Share on other sites
havnblast 0 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 but what kinda paint? Oil, Latex, Metal ?? Brush it or Spray it?? Too many choices Link to post Share on other sites
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