Ozidave 0 Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 If it takes a man and a half, a day and a half, to dig a hole and a half,How many holes would be dug in a week. (7 Days)?? Link to post Share on other sites
Ozidave 0 Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Or is this easier for you?Thirty days has September, April, June and NO wonder,All the rest eat peanut butter, except Grandma..What colour dress is she wearing?? Link to post Share on other sites
RD1 0 Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 If it takes a man and a half, a day and a half, to dig a hole and a half,How many holes would be dug in a week. (7 Days)??Where did you find a half of a man? Do the police know about it? Which half of the man .... left, right top or bottom? :blink:How do you dig half of a hole? A hole is a hole is a hole, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
Ozidave 0 Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 How do you dig half of a hole? A hole is a hole is a hole, isn't it? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tear Off Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Wouldn't it need four quarters or two halves of a hole etc. To make it a WHOLE hole?? Can't a hole be divided.. and be put back together from parts; just like everything else? Will a 9 inch post fit into a 6 inch hole, or does the hole need to be half a size larger? :hmm:Should we ask the police.. if they know anything about half-holes before we tell em who dug them? Link to post Share on other sites
georgeg4 13 Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Where did you find a half of a man? crying.gif Do the police know about it? unsure.gif Which half of the man .... left, right top or bottom? blink.gifHow do you dig half of a hole? A hole is a hole is a hole, isn't it? whistling.gifdoesnt that depend on which half . left, right top or bottom of the man did the digging ? . and if you do dig a half of a hole would it be a whole half hole or a half of a whole hole ? Link to post Share on other sites
littlebone 0 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Does anyone mind if I interrupt this thread to ask a question? Link to post Share on other sites
RD1 0 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Does anyone mind if I interrupt this thread to ask a question?Didn't you just do that? Link to post Share on other sites
zlim 1,283 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Is it time for a joke yet?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Two men are working furiously. One digs a hole and then the other fills it in. Someone watched them go through this routine 6 or 7 times and then finally walked over and asked, "What are you two doing?". They replied, we work for the state planting trees. There are usually three of us but the guy who plants the tree called in sick today.Badaboom! Link to post Share on other sites
ross549 1,256 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Wasn't that joke really lame? Link to post Share on other sites
rolanaj 115 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I'm still trying to figure out the half a man half a hole thing, does anyone else think the room is spinning? Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I thought the answer was 12. Sure got a little laughter around here today. Thanks. A Monday always needs something to speed it on its way. Link to post Share on other sites
georgeg4 13 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I thought the answer was 12. Sure got a little laughter around here today. Thanks. A Monday always needs something to speed it on its way. w00t.gif BUZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
epp_b 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 ...does anyone else think the room is spinning?   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...isn't this fun? Link to post Share on other sites
georgeg4 13 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 is that room spinning to the right or to the left clockwise or counter clockwise port or starboard or are my eyes just blurry or did you just post a blurry picture of a room that looks like it is spinning . Link to post Share on other sites
Ozidave 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 WHEW!!! WHAT has that camera been drinking??? Link to post Share on other sites
Ozidave 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 What colour stripes does a Zebra have? Link to post Share on other sites
epp_b 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 is that room spinning to the right or to the left clockwise or counter clockwise port or starboard or are my eyes just blurry or did you just post a blurry picture of a room that looks like it is spinning .What about "all of the above"? What colour stripes does a Zebra have?Hmmm...same answer? Link to post Share on other sites
siebkens 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 What colour stripes does a Zebra have? White! Link to post Share on other sites
siebkens 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 If it takes a man and a half, a day and a half, to dig a hole and a half,How many holes would be dug in a week. (7 Days)?? Seven! Link to post Share on other sites
siebkens 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Or is this easier for you?Thirty days has September, April, June and NO wonder,All the rest eat peanut butter, except Grandma..What colour dress is she wearing?? Lavender! Link to post Share on other sites
epp_b 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!Hey Siebkins - that's three...don't ya know you're s'possed ta ask questions? Link to post Share on other sites
Ozidave 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Lavender! Oh Yea! WHAT colour Lavender, blue or green?? Link to post Share on other sites
teacher 2 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Lavender! Must be a young granny. Ladies over 50 wear purple! Hmmmm. On no, here comes the buzzer. Remember the rules of the game. Why would a lady over 50 wear purple instead of lavender? Is it a condition or a secret society? Link to post Share on other sites
siebkens 0 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 What are the rules of the game? Is that better? Link to post Share on other sites
georgeg4 13 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 What colour stripes does a Zebra have? is that a male zebra or a female ? Link to post Share on other sites
FuzzDuckie 0 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Have my eyes stopped crossing yet?? Will you still love me when I'm 64?Will you hire me? (seriously...will you?) Link to post Share on other sites
ross549 1,256 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Someone posted to this thread again? Didn't I successfully kill it the last time? Why am I posting it now???? Link to post Share on other sites
Plukaduk 1 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Someone posted to this thread again? Didn't I successfully kill it the last time? Why am I posting it now????Why for not? Link to post Share on other sites
rolanaj 115 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 If you kill a thread does that make you a murderer???? Why am I posting it now????Are you sure it is you???? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paracelsus Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Are you sure it is you????Ross549 has as many "Alternate Realities" as I (we?) do.Only, I'm secure enough to own up to them, n'est pas??(See... I made it into a question) Link to post Share on other sites
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