littlebone Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Does anyone mind if I interrupt this thread to ask a question? Quote
RD1 Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Does anyone mind if I interrupt this thread to ask a question?Didn't you just do that? Quote
zlim Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Is it time for a joke yet?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Two men are working furiously. One digs a hole and then the other fills it in. Someone watched them go through this routine 6 or 7 times and then finally walked over and asked, "What are you two doing?". They replied, we work for the state planting trees. There are usually three of us but the guy who plants the tree called in sick today.Badaboom! Quote
rolanaj Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 I'm still trying to figure out the half a man half a hole thing, does anyone else think the room is spinning? Quote
teacher Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 I thought the answer was 12. Sure got a little laughter around here today. Thanks. A Monday always needs something to speed it on its way. Quote
georgeg4 Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 I thought the answer was 12. Sure got a little laughter around here today. Thanks. A Monday always needs something to speed it on its way. w00t.gif BUZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
epp_b Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 ...does anyone else think the room is spinning?   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...isn't this fun? Quote
georgeg4 Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 is that room spinning to the right or to the left clockwise or counter clockwise port or starboard or are my eyes just blurry or did you just post a blurry picture of a room that looks like it is spinning . Quote
Ozidave Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 WHEW!!! WHAT has that camera been drinking??? Quote
epp_b Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 is that room spinning to the right or to the left clockwise or counter clockwise port or starboard or are my eyes just blurry or did you just post a blurry picture of a room that looks like it is spinning .What about "all of the above"? What colour stripes does a Zebra have?Hmmm...same answer? Quote
siebkens Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 What colour stripes does a Zebra have? White! Quote
siebkens Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 If it takes a man and a half, a day and a half, to dig a hole and a half,How many holes would be dug in a week. (7 Days)?? Seven! Quote
siebkens Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Or is this easier for you?Thirty days has September, April, June and NO wonder,All the rest eat peanut butter, except Grandma..What colour dress is she wearing?? Lavender! Quote
epp_b Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!Hey Siebkins - that's three...don't ya know you're s'possed ta ask questions? Quote
Ozidave Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Lavender! Oh Yea! WHAT colour Lavender, blue or green?? Quote
teacher Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Lavender! Must be a young granny. Ladies over 50 wear purple! Hmmmm. On no, here comes the buzzer. Remember the rules of the game. Why would a lady over 50 wear purple instead of lavender? Is it a condition or a secret society? Quote
siebkens Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 What are the rules of the game? Is that better? Quote
georgeg4 Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 What colour stripes does a Zebra have? is that a male zebra or a female ? Quote
FuzzDuckie Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 Have my eyes stopped crossing yet?? Will you still love me when I'm 64?Will you hire me? (seriously...will you?) Quote
ross549 Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 Someone posted to this thread again? Didn't I successfully kill it the last time? Why am I posting it now???? Quote
Plukaduk Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 Someone posted to this thread again? Didn't I successfully kill it the last time? Why am I posting it now????Why for not? Quote
rolanaj Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 If you kill a thread does that make you a murderer???? Why am I posting it now????Are you sure it is you???? Quote
Guest Paracelsus Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 Are you sure it is you????Ross549 has as many "Alternate Realities" as I (we?) do.Only, I'm secure enough to own up to them, n'est pas??(See... I made it into a question) Quote
ross549 Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 If you kill a thread does that make you a murderer????    Are you sure it is you???? You doubt me? Quote
ross549 Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 Ross549 has as many "Alternate Realities" as I (we?) do.Only, I'm secure enough to own up to them, n'est pas??(See... I made it into a question)Did you just violate the rules of this thread? Did you know there are no official rules to this thread as set forth in the first post? Do you want to give up more forum credits? Quote
Guest Paracelsus Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 HEY!!I asked a question. Where is the rule that states that you can't make a statement provided you also ask a question?? Quote
epp_b Posted November 7, 2004 Author Posted November 7, 2004 Isn't it true that the point of this thread is quetsions only? Haven't you ever seen "Who's Line is it Anyway?"? Quote
Guest Paracelsus Posted November 7, 2004 Posted November 7, 2004 ... Haven't you ever seen "Who's Line is it Anyway?"?Have I??Is anyone here able to help Refresh my memory??How could I possibly recall all the TV shows I've watched in the past 47 years??What Channel is it on??What Day??What Time??Who am I now??Will I wake up tomorrow??Do you enjoy what you've done to me?? Quote
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