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The Laziest Thing Anyone's Ever Done

 

Also from further down the page:

 

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

 

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

 

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

 

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

 

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

 

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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Mind you there is a huge difference between stupidity and lack of knowledge

 

Yes, the old stupid vs. ignorance argument.

 

You can't imagine the number of times I've had to explain the difference to someone.

Makes me wonder if when I told them they were ignorant I was wrong.

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That is totally amazing! So many very smart kids in the world!

 

Loved the last paragraph:

 

It's an awesome accomplishment, but I feel bad for any kid who already uses the phrase "scenario-based."
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