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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

 

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

 

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

 

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

 

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?

I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want.

Why won't you kiss me?"

 

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer.

I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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Fake Apple Stores sell real Apple products in China

 

 

What’s even more hilarious about the whole story is that there are actually shops there selling logos, display shelves and shopping bags needed to make an unauthorised outlet feel like a genuine Apple store. There’s actually a store where you go to buy an Apple store.

 

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We survived without all those railings, warnings ruination of nature with all that crap. ;)

 

Course there were a few idiots that fell off the Falls...

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This guy has some funny videos:

 

Yes he does!!! Their mostly educational except for his blunders. I know some of that video looked fake but he did hurt himself often on the videos.

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