crp Posted November 11 Posted November 11 Doctor: Hi my name is Juan and I'll be delivering your baby today Husband: O.B. Juan you're our only hope lol Wife: leave the father's name off the birth certificate. M@thew@TweetPotat0314 3 Quote
securitybreach Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Quote Non-Tech People: Omg I love my smart house! I sync my smart phone, to my smart watch, to my smart thermostate, to my smart fridge, to my smart lock, to my smart TV to my smart laundry! I can control everything from my phone! Tech People: I keep a gun pointed at my printer in case it makes a noise I don't recognize. 1 3 Quote
sunrat Posted November 21 Posted November 21 3 hours ago, securitybreach said: Non-Tech People: Omg I love my smart house! I sync my smart phone, to my smart watch, to my smart thermostate, to my smart fridge, to my smart lock, to my smart TV to my smart laundry! I can control everything from my phone! Tech People: I keep a gun pointed at my printer in case it makes a noise I don't recognize. Considering We hacked a robot vacuum — and could watch live through its camera and A Roomba recorded a woman on the toilet. How did screenshots end up on Facebook? 2 Quote
crp Posted November 29 Posted November 29 On 11/20/2024 at 4:00 PM, securitybreach said: Tech People: I keep a gun pointed at my printer in case it makes a noise I don't recognize. a reason I don't own a gun. Quote
securitybreach Posted November 30 Posted November 30 On 11/28/2024 at 9:15 PM, crp said: a reason I don't own a gun. Oh I have a bit of an arsenal.. Quote
crp Posted Sunday at 04:19 AM Posted Sunday at 04:19 AM 13 hours ago, securitybreach said: Oh I have a bit of an arsenal.. how many printers have you shot? Quote
securitybreach Posted Sunday at 11:37 AM Posted Sunday at 11:37 AM 7 hours ago, crp said: how many printers have you shot? Just one but we took it out in a field and done so. Quote
securitybreach Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago 20 minutes ago, sunrat said: Remember Mad magazine? Of course, I had many issues. Quote
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