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I really don't understand coffee. Coffee is drugs and I am too old for drugs now.
I find it curious that we are still in a lockdown in Melbourne but half the people on the street are standing in queues outside coffee dealers waiting for their takeaway fix.

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Ever realized how surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of a tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly.

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13 hours ago, sunrat said:

I really don't understand coffee. Coffee is drugs and I am too old for drugs now.
I find it curious that we are still in a lockdown in Melbourne but half the people on the street are standing in queues outside coffee dealers waiting for their takeaway fix.

 

Well coffee drinkers' level of caffeine is lower than non-coffee drinkers until they drink some. This is due to the body getting used to high levels of caffeine daily for many years and adjusting. So coffee drinkers wake up more groggy than non-coffee drinkers. Basically our body is used to the drug so it requires it.

 

That said, drinking coffee has some health benefits to the body including lowering the risk of type 2 diabetes, helps to protect you against cirrhosis (people who drink 4 or more cups per day have up to an 80% lower risk) and contains several important nutrients, including riboflavin, pantothenic acid, manganese, potassium, magnesium and niacin. etc.

 

13 Health Benefits of Coffee, Based on Science

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13 hours ago, securitybreach said:

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Reminded me of a wrong number SMS I got a few years ago. Said something like

"Hi it's Jimmy. Are you holding?" 😜

I was tempted to reply "Nah, got busted this morning" but refrained. 😈

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1 hour ago, sunrat said:

 

Reminded me of a wrong number SMS I got a few years ago. Said something like

"Hi it's Jimmy. Are you holding?" 😜

I was tempted to reply "Nah, got busted this morning" but refrained. 😈

 

Haha

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