teacher Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 Sorry, no freeways within miles. Actually the parent came home and promises to take them away to play in the ocean for a few hours...... He said something about a boat, but I just couldn't quite grasp what he was hinting at...... Oh and there was something about checking to see what the fish were biting? Now, I wonder when they were suppose to return. Quote
teacher Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 JeberThe parents came home and the kids were safe so we took them down to play on the pirate's ship. They were walking the plank when I ran away and came home.I also saw a nice sign you would appreciate: Do not park your car here from 11 p.m. to 4 a.m. If you do, it will be towed, crushed, and added to the barrier reef. Do you have any old cars you need to dispose of? That sounds like a free car disposal service? Can I take my neighbor's car and park it there (not the nice neighbor though)?I know I should really be asking this in your advice column: Dear Jeber, aka. really bad advice. Quote
beeTee Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 SO all you undercover posters,Another day of work is finished, now a 4 day break, where I only have short spurts of on-line time (be nice!!) too much house work and entertaining our daughter, which is ALWAYS a blast, she's so........COOL. If anyone knows a good German translation for the word "awesome", I could really use it. no one seems to know. See you soonb Quote
teacher Posted May 10, 2003 Posted May 10, 2003 BeeTeeehrfürchtig doesn't really sound as good as awesome. We promise not to ask about you going under cover and short spurts. Just remember ComputerBob (where is he anyway?): "Family forum, family forum, family forum!" Enjoy the down time. Quote
Jeber Posted May 11, 2003 Posted May 11, 2003 CB has departed the forums, I'm sad to report. All is well with him, but he needed to leave, and we'll all miss his input. Can I take my neighbor's car and park it there (not the nice neighbor though)?Would it be easier to steal one of the signs and plant it in front of his car, then call the authorities and let them tow his car? Quote
teacher Posted May 11, 2003 Posted May 11, 2003 CB has departed the forums, I'm sad to report. All is well with him, but he needed to leave, and we'll all miss his input.That is too bad. I for one miss his input. Would it be easier to steal one of the signs and plant it in front of his car, then call the authorities and let them tow his car?I don't know, it might be easier to just drive the car down. They might hear me with my shovel trying to dig up the sign in the middle of the night! Quote
Jeber Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Hey, have you noticed?...no web-footed, well dressed, flightless avians with fish breath here in the test area?We may have found safe refuge. Quote
Jeber Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 AAAAAAAAARRRrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Quote
Bruno Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 I see we have 2 water coolers now ???? Is it here I can get the bubbly water ? BrunoSince page 1 Jeberrrrrrrr !!!! ( was only making myself very very small ! ) Bruno Quote
Bruno Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz >>>>>>>>>--------------- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bruno Quote
Jeber Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Ooooooo, that's much better. Now, just give me a second to get this bug zapper set up...OK!Bruno...hey, Bruno...over here. Quote
teacher Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Oh no, Jeber..... What are you doing to my poor penguin. Is that why he ran away again? Quote
Jeber Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Oh, I'm just testing the little fellow's reflexes. Quote
teacher Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Okay, since he stayed up half the night with me......... Oh, that was in the Linux forum. Quote
Jeber Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 he stayed up half the night with me. Were you testing his reflexes as well??? Quote
teacher Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Actually we were testing the language barrier. We were not on the same page!!!!I don't know if I will ever understand Brunospeak Quote
beeTee Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Someone has to go to sleep at a decent hour, so I guess it'll be me!!!Does anyone know when Bruno has actually slept last?? or is there a broadband down at the Bulldog?night!! Quote
teacher Posted May 12, 2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Well, let's see. We posted back and forth until I quit at about 10 my time. That should have been about 3 in the morning for him. I was back up three hours later to check on things and there he is, then I was up for good three hours later and we were the only two on the forum. Question 1: Do penquins sleep? ( Where is LilBambi with her google searches.) Answer: When it is light outside for 24 hrs each day and in temperatures of approximately 0.8oC, Emperor penguins spend 45.1% of the entire 24 hour day asleep. In alternating day/night conditions and in temperatures between -14oC and -17oC, these penguins spend 41.3% of the entire 24 hour day asleep.Question 2: Is Bruno really a PENGUIN or is he a shark in disguise? Quote
jbredmound Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 Question 2: Is Bruno really a PENGUIN or is he a shark in disguise? Just when you thought it was safe to go back online....bumbumbumbum...oh no! he ate my boat! Help, Cecil, HELP!...I'm coming Beanie Boy, I'm coming Quote
Bruno Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 Julia,I see you don´t teach swimming, you could have saved the guy by now, instead of yelling at him !! Bruno Quote
teacher Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 Save someone? You want me to save you? I will go rescue J & B, but I'll just throw you some ice! Quote
Bruno Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID; SAVE JB ! not me silly, I can swim better than you !!! Bruno Quote
teacher Posted May 13, 2003 Posted May 13, 2003 JB JB JB Am I too late? Here I come! I brought my boogie board so you can hang on to that. Can you reach it? Watch out, here he comes again! Quote
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 That was a close one JB. Are you okay?I think we can get you to the hospital. I think Dr. Earle is there doing surgeries today. ---------------------Your Personal Rescue - Squad Quote
Jeber Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 I don't think JB needs the kind of surgery Dr Earle does. Let's just say it involes electrodes attached to your head. BTW, what ever happened to Sped09? Poor poster. We hijacked his test thread.Sped09...come back, please. Are you any good at penguin control? Quote
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 I think we scared him off. I guess we can find another kind of surgery for JB. Wonder what kind? ----------------------------Never would be a party to scaring anyone off Quote
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