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Bono Teams Up with Elon Musk to Create First Self-Praising Car

 

LOS ANGELES — Tech billionaire Elon Musk and legendary U2 frontman Bono announced today that, after years of testing and research, their team finally has invented the world’s first 100 percent fully self-praising car.

 

The Tesla Applause is set to hit the market later this year. “They say, ‘Great minds think alike,’” Musk proclaimed in his opening remarks during their crowded press conference. “And, my friends — you’re looking at two of the greatest minds around. What we’ve done with this car will change the way you drive forever.” “The world will look back on this car as the first one to truly make a difference,” Bono said passionately. “It’s time for a car that boldly makes a statement: the future is here, and we’re moving forward, with or without you.” “Did you catch that reference?” Bono then asked. “Pretty sweet, huh?” “We’re not asking for a ‘thank you,’ but it wouldn’t be out of order at this time,” Musk added, pausing for a brief smattering of applause...........

 

 

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