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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..

 

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

 

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

 

She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

 

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."

 

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.

 

"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here."

 

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.

 

"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.

 

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,

 

"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

 

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.

 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

 

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

 

"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager

 

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

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Edited by LilBambi
removed formatting so I could read it ;-)
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