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They would have lost money on me. I was always quite thin and could eat twice my weight in food at the buffet.

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13 minutes ago, amenditman said:

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When I learned English, the correct pronoun for persons was "who". "That" was specifically for inanimate objects or concepts. The dictionary still defines it as such:
 

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However, you don't usually use that as a pronoun to refer to a person. You only use it when you are identifying someone or asking about their identity.

'Who's the woman in the red dress?' – 'That's my wife.'

Who's that?

 

 

Once again the English language slowly dies and the current education system continues to fail. 🙄

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My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the heck is really going on down there? Who is the real hero?

  • Mitch Hedberg

 

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LaFayette police trying to identify man found dead in cemetery

 

Actual  story on MSN.  Can't they just read his headstone???

 

edit:  Tried to insert grave yard pic  but it didn't work>

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