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Just when you think that food can NOT possibly call you on the phone, BOOM!
Onion rings.

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The number of people who confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

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I knew I should have gone to the Chelsea Flower Show this year 😜

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abarbarian
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Some Written Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 

At a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

 

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securitybreach
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We have one of the trash companies here with a logo that says "Our job stinks but its picking up" here in New Orleans.

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We have a dump truck company here that says "We fill your hole."

 

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abarbarian
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

Doctor's Office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR pants HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

 

A Nairobi Kenya Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS, WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

 

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10 hours ago, amenditman said:

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Link broke chief.

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