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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to a beautiful young lady at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


She then looked at Jack and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?"

 

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."  The lady replied, "Well, I bet he won't."  Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.  The lady was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

 

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

 

She then replies, "I did too;  but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

Jack took the money.

 

Laughing Because Throat Punching is Frowned Upon

 

 

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Sounds like my type of woman

 

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Overclocked a little too much

 

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