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I was abducted by aliens.  They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. 

Turns out I was on the mothership.

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16 hours ago, Will Watts said:

 

I've pulled off the first two steps.

 

Anyone know how I can get to the "full of energy" and "highly motivated" stage?

 

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52 minutes ago, abarbarian said:

 

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I don't think benzedrine is available now. These days people just use coffee or crystal meth.🙃

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56 minutes ago, sunrat said:

 

I don't think benzedrine is available now. These days people just use coffee or crystal meth.🙃

 

Benzedrine is the commercial name for amphetamines used by Smith Cline and French. It was freely available and manufactured in Germany up to the late 80's. Over here in the UK crystal meth is not common at all. You can still obtain amphetamines easily on the black market so I am told over here.

 

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This fact, along with the perception that d-amphetamine is much safer than the more potent and enduring stimulant methamphetamine, which is now widely abused, has resulted in a more relaxed attitude of physicians in the USA to the prescribing of d-amphetamine. Luckily, for reasons that are obscure, the recreational abuse methamphetamine has never really caught on in Europe, and almost all illegal use of the amphetamines is confined to d-amphetamine as the sulphate salt.

 

All information is by research and not based on real experience. 😁

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