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On 4/3/2021 at 7:44 PM, securitybreach said:

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Heartbroken. My illusions shattered. And this guy ran a star gate...

Am I the one exception to "everyone gets fat when they get old"?

 

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Funny conversation between a little girl and a Doctor

Doctor : And this is my office
Little girl : What do you do ?
Doctor :  I am a doctor for women.
Little girl : What do you do with them ?
Doctor : I deliver their babies.
Little girl : Deliver ? 🤔
Doctor : When the woman has the baby inside of her I go and I take it out.
Little girl : No you don't. Everybody knows that the stork brings the baby.
Doctor : Who-who told you that ? 😳
Little girl :  My daddy.
Doctor : Okay. Well, the stork puts the baby inside of the mother... and then I go and I take it out.
Little girl :  No you dont, The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet.
Doctor: So you’re saying that the baby is not inside the mummy? Then why is it that the mother gets real big?
Little girl : Because she eats a lot of food.
Doctor : Now let me get this straight. You say that the stork carries over, puts the baby in the bassinet, and the mother is real big because she eats a lot of food ?
Little girl : You got it 👍🏻
Doctor : I see. Well, then why is it that the mother has to go to the hospital ?
Little girl : The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet. The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.
Doctor: If the stork does all that, why doesn't the stork just bring it to the mummy's house?
Little girl : 🤦
Because it's too far. His wings will get tired.
Doctor : Where does the stork get the babies from ?
Little girl : Heaven.
Doctor : Okay. There is a zillion skillion babies in Heaven. How does the stork know what baby goes with what mother ? 🤨
Little girl : They are All in a line. You know, like you go to the baker and get a number.
Doctor : Why when I put my hand on the mother I can feel things moving all around ?
Little girl : That's not a baby.
Doctor : What is it ?
Little girl : Gas.
Doctor : Well, thank you for explaining it to me.
Little girl : You're welcome, but you still didn’t tell me what you do.
Doctor : I'm in charge of gas. 😏

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