securitybreach Posted April 8, 2021 Posted April 8, 2021 Funny conversation between a little girl and a Doctor Doctor : And this is my office Little girl : What do you do ? Doctor : I am a doctor for women. Little girl : What do you do with them ? Doctor : I deliver their babies. Little girl : Deliver ? Doctor : When the woman has the baby inside of her I go and I take it out. Little girl : No you don't. Everybody knows that the stork brings the baby. Doctor : Who-who told you that ? Little girl : My daddy. Doctor : Okay. Well, the stork puts the baby inside of the mother... and then I go and I take it out. Little girl : No you dont, The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet. Doctor: So you’re saying that the baby is not inside the mummy? Then why is it that the mother gets real big? Little girl : Because she eats a lot of food. Doctor : Now let me get this straight. You say that the stork carries over, puts the baby in the bassinet, and the mother is real big because she eats a lot of food ? Little girl : You got it Doctor : I see. Well, then why is it that the mother has to go to the hospital ? Little girl : The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet. The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it. Doctor: If the stork does all that, why doesn't the stork just bring it to the mummy's house? Little girl : Because it's too far. His wings will get tired. Doctor : Where does the stork get the babies from ? Little girl : Heaven. Doctor : Okay. There is a zillion skillion babies in Heaven. How does the stork know what baby goes with what mother ? Little girl : They are All in a line. You know, like you go to the baker and get a number. Doctor : Why when I put my hand on the mother I can feel things moving all around ? Little girl : That's not a baby. Doctor : What is it ? Little girl : Gas. Doctor : Well, thank you for explaining it to me. Little girl : You're welcome, but you still didn’t tell me what you do. Doctor : I'm in charge of gas. 1 1 Quote
securitybreach Posted April 10, 2021 Posted April 10, 2021 Eyecam is a creepy webcam shaped like a human eye https://blog.arduino.cc/2021/04/08/eyecam-is-a-creepy-webcam-shaped-like-a-human-eye/ It's real 1 Quote
abarbarian Posted April 11, 2021 Posted April 11, 2021 On 4/10/2021 at 4:31 AM, securitybreach said: Eyecam is a creepy webcam shaped like a human eye https://blog.arduino.cc/2021/04/08/eyecam-is-a-creepy-webcam-shaped-like-a-human-eye/ It's real That is just so neat. 1 Quote
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