...How I Totally Borked My Arch Installation and Learned to Love the Bomb
Hokee-dokee, folks...
Since I can't seem to get auto-mounting to work anymore on my Arch installation and I'm still getting those annoying NOHZ soft_irq errors, I believe I'll completely convert my Arch installation from inits over to systemd today. If all goes well... YAY! If not, there are other remedies.
Stay tuned for the updates...