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Posted 12 February 2019 - 10:54 PM

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View Postsecuritybreach, on 30 December 2018 - 10:32 AM, said:

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have to be over 40 to get the pun.

Well not entirely as I am 40 right now (till June anyway) and I am the one who posted it ;)
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Posted 13 February 2019 - 10:15 AM

View Postcrp, on 12 February 2019 - 10:35 PM, said:

have to be over 40 to get the pun.
If you're over 70, you've seen it before.

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 09:30 AM

I recently quit smoking and took up vaping instead. This is too true:

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:46 AM

View Postsunrat, on 14 February 2019 - 09:30 AM, said:

I recently quit smoking and took up vaping instead.

Nice. I smoked a pack a day for 22 years and vaped for 4 afterwards. Just slowly lower your nicotine levels and you can wean yourself off of vaping as well.

Back when I was vaping, I was mixing my own juice and wrapping my own coils. Sub-ohming as well..
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Posted 16 February 2019 - 03:39 AM

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Posted 16 February 2019 - 08:28 AM

Nice one, Sunrat
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Posted 16 February 2019 - 02:14 PM

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Posted 17 February 2019 - 09:48 AM

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Posted 17 February 2019 - 05:40 PM

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Posted 17 February 2019 - 11:16 PM

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. ~C. S. Lewis

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Posted 17 February 2019 - 11:25 PM

View Postcrp, on 17 February 2019 - 11:16 PM, said:

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Haha, nice one :thumbsup:
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Posted 20 February 2019 - 07:05 AM

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Posted 24 February 2019 - 11:33 AM

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Posted 24 February 2019 - 11:39 AM

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Posted 24 February 2019 - 06:52 PM

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Posted 24 February 2019 - 09:01 PM

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Posted 24 February 2019 - 09:26 PM

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Posted 26 February 2019 - 05:13 PM

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 06:26 PM

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 10:17 PM

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 05:51 AM

I think it's too late for that to help. You could join VHEMT if you're an optimist. http://www.vhemt.org/
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Posted 02 March 2019 - 09:51 AM

View Postsunrat, on 02 March 2019 - 05:51 AM, said:

I think it's too late for that to help. You could join VHEMT if you're an optimist. http://www.vhemt.org/

Wow, quite an extensive website for satire. I wonder how long that took?
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Posted 06 March 2019 - 07:28 PM

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 07:16 PM

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 10:19 AM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984




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