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Post the funniest thing you saw on the Internets today
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Posted 11 January 2015 - 05:25 PM
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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 11 January 2015 - 06:29 PM
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Posted 12 January 2015 - 07:33 PM
hmm....
ouch! no, no, darwin was wrong....
serves them right - 1 of 2
serves them right (2 of 2)
ok... ok... just a little to the left... uh oh!
and, of course, no darwin here....
ouch! no, no, darwin was wrong....
serves them right - 1 of 2
serves them right (2 of 2)
ok... ok... just a little to the left... uh oh!
and, of course, no darwin here....
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Posted 13 January 2015 - 02:30 AM
and here is why i live in the south:
by way of introduction -
to this amazing fellow (would love to know how he does that!)
mischievous monkey
amazing
by way of introduction -
to this amazing fellow (would love to know how he does that!)
mischievous monkey
amazing
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Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:33 PM
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Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:37 PM
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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:47 PM
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Posted 14 January 2015 - 01:38 PM
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Posted 16 January 2015 - 01:08 PM
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 05:12 AM
ROFL!!
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 11:26 AM
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 12:16 PM
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 01:11 PM
Smart Women goes boating
Smart Women goes boating
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Smart Women goes boating
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Edited by amenditman, 17 January 2015 - 01:13 PM.
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:25 PM
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Man: Waiter, will you try the soup?
Waiter: What's wrong Sir, is it too cold?
Man: Will you just try the soup.
Waiter: Is it too hot?
Man: Will you just try the soup
Waiter: Is it too spicy, Sir?
Man: Will you just try the d**ned soup son
Waiter: If there is something wrong with the soup...
Man: WILL YOU JUST TRY THE SOUP!
Waiter: FINE! I'll try the soup. Where's the spoon.
Man: Exactly.
Waiter: What's wrong Sir, is it too cold?
Man: Will you just try the soup.
Waiter: Is it too hot?
Man: Will you just try the soup
Waiter: Is it too spicy, Sir?
Man: Will you just try the d**ned soup son
Waiter: If there is something wrong with the soup...
Man: WILL YOU JUST TRY THE SOUP!
Waiter: FINE! I'll try the soup. Where's the spoon.
Man: Exactly.
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 03:04 PM
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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 03:25 PM
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domestic cat got into the zoo and made friends with a wild cat :-)
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:10 PM
securitybreach, on 17 January 2015 - 12:16 PM, said:
Kid's been watching too much Miley Cyrus.
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:16 PM
Domestic cats are not far removed from their wild cousins. While cats have been domesticated to some extent for about 3K years, dogs have been man's best friend for closer to 12K years; four times longer than cats. That's 480 human generations that had domesticated dogs compared to only 120 generations of humans with domesticated cats.
Their wildness and independence are what make cats so much COOLER than silly ol' dogs.
Their wildness and independence are what make cats so much COOLER than silly ol' dogs.
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 01:03 AM
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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 03:59 PM
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 04:47 PM
Webb, on 18 January 2015 - 03:59 PM, said:
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 06:55 PM
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We shall send to the moon, 240,000 miles away from the control station in Houston, a giant rocket more than 300 feet tall, the length of this football field, made of new metal alloys, some of which have not yet been invented, capable of standing heat and stresses several times more than have ever been experienced, fitted together with a precision better than the finest watch, carrying all the equipment needed for propulsion, guidance, control, communications, food and survival, on an untried mission, to an unknown celestial body, and then return it safely to earth, re-entering the atmosphere at speeds of over 25,000 miles per hour, causing heat about half that of the temperature of the sun--almost as hot as it is here today--and do all this, and do it right, and do it first before this decade is out--then we must be bold.
President John F. Kennedy, September 12, 1962
President John F. Kennedy, September 12, 1962
Sure you will. Giant rocket. Uninvented alloys. 25,000 miles per hour. In 7 years.
Edited by Webb, 18 January 2015 - 07:01 PM.
The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. - HAL-9000
You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I don't understand what's gone wrong with it. - George Hanson, 1969
A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work.
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You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I don't understand what's gone wrong with it. - George Hanson, 1969
A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work.
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 08:21 PM
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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 08:45 PM
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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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