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#476 OFFLINE
Posted 11 January 2015 - 05:25 PM



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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
#477 OFFLINE
Posted 11 January 2015 - 06:29 PM



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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
#478 OFFLINE
Posted 12 January 2015 - 07:33 PM

ouch! no, no, darwin was wrong....

serves them right - 1 of 2

serves them right (2 of 2)

ok... ok... just a little to the left... uh oh!

and, of course, no darwin here....


#479 OFFLINE
Posted 13 January 2015 - 02:30 AM

by way of introduction -

to this amazing fellow (would love to know how he does that!)

mischievous monkey

amazing


#480 OFFLINE
Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:33 PM



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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:37 PM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
#482 OFFLINE
Posted 14 January 2015 - 12:47 PM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
#483 OFFLINE
Posted 14 January 2015 - 01:38 PM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:04 PM




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Posted 16 January 2015 - 01:08 PM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 05:12 AM
AKA Fran

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"The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." ~John Gilmore (Time Magazine, Dec 6, 1993)
#487 OFFLINE
Posted 17 January 2015 - 11:26 AM



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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 12:16 PM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
#489 OFFLINE
Posted 17 January 2015 - 01:11 PM
Smart Women goes boating
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Edited by amenditman, 17 January 2015 - 01:13 PM.
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#490 OFFLINE
Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:25 PM
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Waiter: What's wrong Sir, is it too cold?
Man: Will you just try the soup.
Waiter: Is it too hot?
Man: Will you just try the soup
Waiter: Is it too spicy, Sir?
Man: Will you just try the d**ned soup son
Waiter: If there is something wrong with the soup...
Man: WILL YOU JUST TRY THE SOUP!
Waiter: FINE! I'll try the soup. Where's the spoon.
Man: Exactly.


Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 03:04 PM


Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 03:25 PM


Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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#494 OFFLINE
Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:16 PM
Their wildness and independence are what make cats so much COOLER than silly ol' dogs.

#495 OFFLINE
Posted 18 January 2015 - 01:03 AM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
#496 OFFLINE
Posted 18 January 2015 - 03:59 PM
You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I don't understand what's gone wrong with it. - George Hanson, 1969
A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work.

Jim
#497 OFFLINE
Posted 18 January 2015 - 04:47 PM
Webb, on 18 January 2015 - 03:59 PM, said:
Tweak it 'til it breaks, then learn how to fix it.
L.I.F.E. (Linux Is For Everyone)
Registered Linux User # 474004 (06/16/2008)
REGLUE
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Reglue, in a nutshell, gives free Linux computers to under privileged children and their families.
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#498 OFFLINE
Posted 18 January 2015 - 06:55 PM
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President John F. Kennedy, September 12, 1962
Sure you will. Giant rocket. Uninvented alloys. 25,000 miles per hour. In 7 years.

Edited by Webb, 18 January 2015 - 07:01 PM.
You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I don't understand what's gone wrong with it. - George Hanson, 1969
A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work.

Jim
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 08:21 PM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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Posted 18 January 2015 - 08:45 PM



Configs/PGP Key/comhack π ∞
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984
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