ChipDoc Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Hi all!Well the deed is now officially done! And let me tell you, if you ever need cataract surgery, St Luke's is one excellent place to have it. The place absolutely REEKED of professionalism and, particularly when you consider that I was absolutely terrified, it was a very cool experience.My "appointment" was at 10:20am and SuziQ and I were there by 10am. We signed the official sheets and sat down in a room filled with about 200 people. The place is huge - the size of a regional hospital. Just as I was thinking that we were going to "hurry up and wait" everything started moving quite quickly.A technician named Annette took us into a small room where she did a preliminary inspection of both my eyes and my glasses. I've been wearing glasses since the 2nd grade and this room had by far the most advanced equipment I've ever seen. We then sat for about three minutes in a smaller waiting room until Missy, another technician, took measurements of the inside of my eyeballs with a laser tool I'd never seen before. Another two or three minutes passed and I got to see Dr Webber, an ophthalmologist, who did the most incredibly extensive eye exam I've ever had. I spent almost an hour with him where it was proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that I really couldn't see much of anything through my right eye. They actually interrupted him to take me down the hall to see Nora, a Certified Ophthalmic Nurse (according to the certificate hanging on the wall) for yet another exam, and finally Dr Pit Gills, the surgeon, came in, hooked me up to yet more equipment and dictated notes to Nora in such incredible detail that even I, who actually pays attention to this sort of thing, had almost no idea what he was talking about. He then explained what was going on in English for my benefit.Then it was time to head downstairs to the surgery where we signed more papers and paid the fee before I was taken for one more cursory exam (where they wrote the word YES over my right eye), put about a dozen drops into my eye, gave me 10mg of Valium, got me gowned up and took me into the anteroom with a half dozen other folks. They came and woke me up to take me into the operating theater itself where I laid down and they did the work.Oddly they didn't use a laser to do the cutting. They used a circular saw smaller than the head of a pin to cut a semicircular hole through the cornea and through the eyeball itself, reached in and snatched out the inner lens (which had calcified on the inside, causing the problem in the first place) and popped in a tiny replacement lens. They don't even sew it up; the intra-ocular pressure holds it against the incision and it will seal back up all by itself.I was awake during the procedure and the visuals were quite striking. I couldn't make any visual sense of any of it but there were various lights of various colors, some pressure but no pain at all, They said it would take about ten minutes and I suspect they were pretty much exactly correct.After it was over, they helped me up off the operating table and called SuziQ to come on in and sit with me. That was fortunate, since in my drug-addled state I remember only some of the post-op instructions. She remembers them all though, and we went trotting off to the hotel. The next morning she drove me to the pharmacy to pick up the medicine drops. I've got some OTC artificial tears, Zymaxid (an antibiotic), and Bromday (an anti-inflammatory). Imagine my surprise and delight when I discovered the cost of these two prescriptions - just under FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS! Even with the pharmacy's discount for those of us without insurance it was still $240. Well I called the number St Luke's gave for use in an emergency and pointed out that this was simply beyond my ability to pay at the moment. They gave me generics instead. The antibiotic was only $12.50. The anti-inflammatory was $120, but that's at least possible rather than simply out of reach.The bottom line? I'm typing this note without my glasses - something I haven't been able to do in the entire history of computers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frapper Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Thanks for sharing your fascinating adventure! Glad everything turned out so well for you. And don't forget to change your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.T. Eric Layton Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I replied to you here...http://vtel.jaylach.com/viewtopic.php?f=80&t=4650 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amenditman Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 ChipGreat to hear you went to the best. Dr. Gill invented most of the procedures you experienced. Nothing like hiring the best in the world.I used to work as a sub-contractor at the St. Luke's in Tarpon Springs. Is that the one where you went?I was the guy who made sure the water-cooled air-conditioning system behaved. No microbial activity, no corrosion, and no deposits.It was very routine, but important. Legionnaire's disease was traced to bacterial growth in an air-conditioning system condensate pan. Yucky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipDoc Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 And don't forget to change your avatar. I guess I can ditch the avatar with the dog and the white cane that I was about to use... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frapper Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Nah, use the one Eric made for you. Really far out, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrine Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I know eye surgery can be scary. My husband has had several laser surgeries over the years and had cataract surgery last year. The best part is the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.T. Eric Layton Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Nah, use the one Eric made for you. Really far out, man! Hey! He really used to look like that.Me and Paul at a local biker event a few years ago...Me after about 36 hours of partying at my club's State Rally in '07...Ah... those were the days. Too old and decrepit for that stuff these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
securitybreach Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Biker geeks, gotta love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.T. Eric Layton Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Interesting combination, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
securitybreach Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Interesting combination, huh? Oh yeah, no pocket protectors in that bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuddster Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Oh yeah, no pocket protectors in that bunch "Biker Geek Help Desk, what's your problem?""My freakin' beer holder won't slide out anymore!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tushman Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 (edited) "Biker Geek Help Desk, what's your problem?""My freakin' beer holder won't slide out anymore!!!" Here's your solution. Edited April 16, 2011 by Tushman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
securitybreach Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 You guys are too much!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tushman Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 (edited) You guys are too much!!Here to demonstrate out latest model, The Biker Beer Guzzler 2000, is our very own Eric.No animals were harmed in the making of this lovely pictorial. Edited April 17, 2011 by Tushman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.T. Eric Layton Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Heh!Beer... blech! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tushman Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Heh!Beer... blech! would you prefer some whisky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.T. Eric Layton Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Only my avatar smokes and drinks these days. I still cuss, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipDoc Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 I still cuss, thoughExcept here, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.T. Eric Layton Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Shiite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amenditman Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Shiite! Leave them out of this. We are talking about Paul's eye surgery experience, not Shiite's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.T. Eric Layton Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Carp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipDoc Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 Leave them out of this. We are talking about Paul's eye surgery experience, not Shiite's. Oh yeah, that's right, isn't it? I went to my first follow-up on Monday afternoon. I didn't have to drive all the way to Tarpon Springs for this one; I got to come to the St Luke's satellite office in Tampa. Once again, the entire process was consummately professional and everyone worked really hard to be certain I understood what was going on. First, a little background: I've been wearing glasses since the summer before 2nd grade and my vision has always been terrible. Before the cataracts, my vision was correctable to 20/50; since they started about six years ago, it's gotten a bunch worse. I had to renew my Drivers License last year and had to look through the right eyehole with the left eye in order to pass - but they let me do this and my license need not be renewed until 2018. Can you believe they let me drive with vision like this? Scary!At Tarpon Springs on the day of the surgery, they asked me to read the lowest line on the chart that I could. Well I did ok with the left eye, but with the right eye I could see the bright spot where the letters were printed and the dark space surrounding it. They had to go to something twice the size of the entire chart before I could kinda halfway make out the number 7.Well now I can read the copyright info at the bottom of the chart. My overall vision has corrected to 20/30 which means I'm seeing better now than I have in over 40 years. It's absolutely amazing!It's also oddly uncomfortable. I've been wearing glasses so long that I feel oddly unprotected without them. I'll get used to it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross549 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I had glasses when in grade school for a couple years. Big huge clunky plastic frames. Ugly.Then after a couple years, the doc said I did not need them anymore. I certainly did not question it. ;)When I enlisted in 2001, part of the inprocessing was an eye exam. I knew my vision was off, but did not realize how much. It boiled down to a Q or an O. I picked correctly. Five years later, Medical on base caught up with me and hauled me in for an eye exam. I am wearing glassers again. Now, since I did not wear glasses all those years, my eyes' lenses adjusted to get to the point of being able to focus. Now that I have glasses, my eyes need to relax a bit to their natural state. As such, my prescription changes yearly. I don't know how long it is going to take to get my prescription to a stable point, which is the requirement for laser surgery.Laser surgery scares me, though. The thought of the doc slicing my eye open with a blade is not one I take lightly. I know there are various types of LASIK, PRK, etc., but each has their downfall. The military will not give me surgery until my prescription has been stable for two years at a minimum. :)Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipDoc Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Laser surgery scares me, though. The thought of the doc slicing my eye open with a blade is not one I take lightly.You're not alone; I was absolutely terrified. But it came off without a hitch and I'm glad I did it. I just had my final post-op checkup on Monday and the ophthalmologist used two phrases which really brought a song to my heart:1) the incision is well-healed, and2) tearing is absent. That's tearing as in ripping rather than as in weeping. I absolutely loved these folks. Their professionalism was simply overwhelming as they went out of their way to double, triple, quadruple, and quintuple check before applying the knife (actually a tiny circular saw smaller than the head of a pin). There's no question in my mind that there simply isn't any better care anywhere in the world than I got at St Luke's in Tarpon Springs, FL. If you're concerned about the quality of local eye surgery, consider coming down. It takes ONE (long) day. We arrived at 10am and were done before 6pm.Of course I was blind in that eye; it wasn't a matter of wishing to shuck the glasses. I've been wearing glasses for almost 50 years and I still feel weird without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amenditman Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Great everything went well, Chip. It's also oddly uncomfortable. I've been wearing glasses so long that I feel oddly unprotected without them.I've been in 'em since the first week of 1st grade, so a long time. Only thing I can do without 'em is fall asleep and bathe. And sometimes I do both at the same time. It's like my brain is programmed to sleep when the visual stimuli shuts down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross549 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 :DI fall asleep when my head hits the pillow.... ask my wife! :lol:Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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