Bruno Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 How much did you pay Havenblast to say that?I did not pay him, Julia. I´m holding him by the throat ! The Naughty Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 Let's see penguin. It has been almost 84 hours since I started this thread and you have made 247 posts in the meantime. Assuming a standard rate of accelleration, does that mean you have 60 hours to go?That also means approximately one post every twenty minutes for 24 hours per day! ------------------------------Amazed and Awed Teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Let's see penguin. It has been almost 84 hours since I started this thread and you have made 247 posts in the meantime. Assuming a standard rate of accelleration, does that mean you have 60 hours to go?That also means approximately one post every twenty minutes for 24 hours per day! ------------------------------Amazed and Awed TeacherYou´re right I need a break ! Were will we go to my lovely Julia ? Barbados ? Borneo ? . . . . . . . . I´ll get the tickets ! The Flying Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 It's been a long time since I lived in Rimini, Italy. How about there? I know a translator or two there! Fly on over and pick me up. Maybe you can get a good tail wind headed this direction. ------------------------Throwing swimsuit in suitcase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Rimini sound fine Julia, pack your suitcases . . . I´m comming your way . . . . . . The Very Naughty Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 Rimini sound fine Julia, pack your suitcases . . . I´m comming your way . . . . . . The Very Naughty PenguinOn no - very naughty penguin..... Maybe I had better run. I don't do very naughty!---------------------------------Naive, innocent, teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Julia I was hijacked by an ugly looking ******* with long curly hair, not nice soft curly hair like you, but greasy ugly curtly hair, and a big laughing mouth, looked a bit like our friend here in the watercooler, I won´t say his name tough, he might get suspicious and kill me !Now I´m stranded here in south America somewhere deep in the jungle, will you come and rescue me ? I thinks the man wants money . . . lots of it . . . The kidnapped Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeber Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 One false move and the penguin gets it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Help, Julia . . . . that´s him . . . . . . Julia . . . where are you when I need you ? . . . . Your Little Scared Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 Julia I was hijacked by an ugly looking ******* with long curly hair, not nice soft curly hair like you, but greasy ugly curtly hair, and a big laughing mouth, looked a bit like our friend here in the watercooler, I won´t say his name tough, he might get suspicious and kill me !Now I´m stranded here in south America somewhere deep in the jungle, will you come and rescue me ? I thinks the man wants money . . . lots of it . . . The kidnapped PenguinDeep in the jungle? Oh, no! Should I bring some ice with me? If you want me to come to your rescue, you will have to watch your language. I don't care how strange, or greasy you may think he looks, don't call him names. If you insist on calling him names, I will have to cover my virgin ear so I don't hear. Now clues: Look around. What do you see? Are there trees? Vines? Monkeys? Girrafes? What kind of money do you need? I have a monopoly game in the next room. Let me get my cape out and put it on. I'm almost ready. Now give me some clues to fly by. -------------------Superteacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Parrots, Julia . . . birds in all sorts of colors with long tails . . . .like the hair from the girl you were talking about . . lots of them . . . . yelling at me that I am so dull in black and white . . . The Dull Colored PenguinPS just bring all the money you have . . . . . nice outfit Julia ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 I thought you might like the outfit. It was hard to find in my size. Custom order you know.Okay, about those birds: Small parrots like the Senegal,big macaws, colorful hooked beak birds. Do you think I am a bird brain, that I would know where you were just by the fact that there are colorful birds there with long tails?Have you tried talking to the birds? Try this call cooooooobruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnoooo. coooooobrrrrruuuuuuuunooooooooo coooooooolbruuuuuuuuunnnnnooooooo. , It should convince them that you are too cool to be abused in the jungle.------------------------------------Supercalifragilisticexpeialidocious teacher that rescues dull colored, kidnapped penquins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 14, 2003 Author Share Posted May 14, 2003 By the way, congrats on your new title - Topic Cop. I think Scot must have made that one up just for you so you would slow down on your way to 1000. I believe LilBambi missed this opportunity. Can I be a topic cop too someday? -----------------------Just your average message mogul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 By the way, congrats on your new title - Topic Cop. I think Scot must have made that one up just for you so you would slow down on your way to 1000. I believe LilBambi missed this opportunity. Can I be a topic cop too someday? -----------------------Just your average message mogulGeee I had not even noticed that ! Topic Cop ! Right lets keep this thread open till I reach the 1000 and and yet another title !Did you see Stryders new avatar ? We should corner him some whereB) Penguin Cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 Oh my! I think he must be jealous of you. Sure looks like a penguin to me. He left this thread on page one. Do you think we can get him to come back and play.I think I saw Sieb around somewhere. She might come back and play too!I believe 750 was when you reached Topic Cop because I noticed it somewhere around 757. Why don't you stop and post a few for me....... I have been too busy working on FAQs to have time to post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 No way, you´ll have to look after your own post count ! My time is up for tonight ! The Sleepy Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siebkens Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 I got a glimpse of the penquin heading north after Virginia!----------------Certifiable water coolant participator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 I think he thought there was a party somewhere. Poor Virginia.------------------------Can't control the party penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siebkens Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 He must have picked up the party shorts on his sojourn to South America! Nice shorts Penquin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 He partied too much in Africa. He had to go and crash for the night. Guess that means you know what in the water cooler! I think he is pushing that little penguin around too much though!--------------------------Knows nothing about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeber Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Great! Just realized this is the wrong penguin. Now it won't leave. Good grief...NO, I do not want another pet. Go on, scram, shoo, fly away little birdy...wait, what am I saying...ok, come along...waddle a little faster, would you. We've got a long hike back to the forum. Then I'm selling you to the first pet store we come across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 Great! Just realized this is the wrong penguin. Now it won't leave. Good grief...NO, I do not want another pet. Go on, scram, shoo, fly away little birdy...wait, what am I saying...ok, come along...waddle a little faster, would you. We've got a long hike back to the forum. Then I'm selling you to the first pet store we come across. Is this what is going on? Is that why you are so upset?----------------------------Watching to see what happens next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Moved my comments to the ¨Penguin Tales¨ The @#$% Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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