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No joke, I knew someone who went to babysit at a home where both the child and the cat needed medication in the form of drops. She accidentally gave the cat's drops to the baby and freaked out (no alcohol involved though). Turned out the cat's drops were an antibiotic and harmless to the baby in such a low dose, and the parents just laughed and reassured her when she called them in a panic.

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I'd keep the tabby in the background. Peaceful and serene in the presence of craziness.

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Nice, my girl is an orange tabby who was a feral cat before the pound got her. She still doesn't like most people. I guess she's sort of like me B)

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Old story. A truck driver was sitting at the counter of a diner having breakfast. A group of four outlaw motorcyclists entered and all four sat at the counter, two on each side of him. One of the bikers reached over and picked up the driver’s glass and drank the truck driver’s juice. Another reached over and took his coffee cup and drank his coffee. Another took a piece of toast off his plate. The fourth one took his bacon. The truck driver said nary a word, stood up, paid his check and left. The bikers were laughing and one of them said to the waitress, “That guy’s not much of a man. We ate his breakfast and he never did a thing!” The waitress just smiled and said, “He’s not much of a truck driver either. He ran over four Harleys trying to get his Peterbilt out of the parking lot.”

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2 hours ago, sunrat said:

Old story. A truck driver was sitting at the counter of a diner having breakfast. A group of four outlaw motorcyclists entered and all four sat at the counter, two on each side of him. One of the bikers reached over and picked up the driver’s glass and drank the truck driver’s juice. Another reached over and took his coffee cup and drank his coffee. Another took a piece of toast off his plate. The fourth one took his bacon. The truck driver said nary a word, stood up, paid his check and left. The bikers were laughing and one of them said to the waitress, “That guy’s not much of a man. We ate his breakfast and he never did a thing!” The waitress just smiled and said, “He’s not much of a truck driver either. He ran over four Harleys trying to get his Peterbilt out of the parking lot.”

 

 

Nice one!

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