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securitybreach
6 hours ago, sunrat said:

^ That's pretty much on par with some of the questions I see on Quora.

 

Oh and that was a screenshot of a search I started. I knew it would autocomplete that as people are mostly brain-dead anyway.

 

A buddy of mine at work was joking saying "what if the cure is corona beer and its really all an advertising ploy by Big Beer?" :hysterical:

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Following my comment about Josh's Google search predictions, here are some current Quora questions waiting in my queue:

 

How can computers and phones shut down and turn on again without the internet and still know the time?

What JBL speaker is the loudest?

Does the JBL speaker have a good life?

Is 300, three times more than 100, or 2 times more than 100?

What is something that only a person with an IQ of 100 could solve?

Why are my Beats solo3 headphones so tight on my head?

Will an MP4 player play MP3s?

Do I need an amplifier for a home theater?

Can you show that eight is half of thirteen?

Why do you think that U2 should retire?

Why is it not safe to eat an apple at breakfast?

Do roadies really help rock stars get laid?

Where can I get Ableton Live 10 for free?
Can a MacBook survive a drop of 50 feet?

My dad said he was going to grocery store, he hasn't been back yet. Where is he?

 

That's just from my current feed. Some of the all-time classics are even more hilarious or just downright facepalm material.

 

Edit, this one just popped up:

Is it true that Windows is basically just a pretty Linux? :D

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V.T. Eric Layton
1 hour ago, sunrat said:

Can a MacBook survive a drop of 50 feet?

 

I'd recommend this person experiment and see. ;)

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On 2/1/2020 at 6:14 PM, sunrat said:

Following my comment about Josh's Google search predictions, here are some current Quora questions waiting in my queue:

 

How can computers and phones shut down and turn on again without the internet and still know the time?

What JBL speaker is the loudest?

Does the JBL speaker have a good life?

Is 300, three times more than 100, or 2 times more than 100?

What is something that only a person with an IQ of 100 could solve?

Why are my Beats solo3 headphones so tight on my head?

Will an MP4 player play MP3s?

Do I need an amplifier for a home theater?

Can you show that eight is half of thirteen?

Why do you think that U2 should retire?

Why is it not safe to eat an apple at breakfast?

Do roadies really help rock stars get laid?

Where can I get Ableton Live 10 for free?
Can a MacBook survive a drop of 50 feet?

My dad said he was going to grocery store, he hasn't been back yet. Where is he?

 

That's just from my current feed. Some of the all-time classics are even more hilarious or just downright facepalm material.

 

Edit, this one just popped up:

Is it true that Windows is basically just a pretty Linux? :D

I enjoy answering some tech questions on Quara, but you are right.  Over 90% of the questions are DUMB!!!!😠  

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Re that question "Can you show that eight is half of thirteen? " I don't know. Half of 13 is 7. I will award you one internet if you can explain the reasoning in that. ;)

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54 minutes ago, sunrat said:

Re that question "Can you show that eight is half of thirteen? " I don't know. Half of 13 is 7. I will award you one internet if you can explain the reasoning in that. ;)

 

Actually, that would be 6.5 not 7.... ;)

 

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3 minutes ago, securitybreach said:

 

Actually, that would be 6.5 not 7.... ;)

 

 

Sorry no internet for you. There is one scenario in which it is true.

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1 minute ago, sunrat said:

 

Sorry no internet for you. There is one scenario in which it is true.

 

How so? 6.5 + 6.5 = 13

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Ok I left you in suspenders for long enough. 13/2 = 7 in base11.

 

From the interwebz:

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Base 11 system is a system of numbers formed by numbers from 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and A; that is eleven numbers.

Base 10 in decimal is equal to A in Base 11. Base 11 in decimal is equal to 10 in base 11.

 

 

Homework:

10/2 = ? in hexadecimal (base16)

12/2 = ? in base8

1D (base14) = ? in base10

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3 hours ago, sunrat said:

Homework:

10/2 = ? in hexadecimal (base16)

12/2 = ? in base8

1D (base14) = ? in base10

 

I feel a headache coming on.

 

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Think Roman numerals guys.

Thirteen is XIII. Draw a horizontal line through that and erase the bottom part. You are left with VIII, which just happens to be 8.

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