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V.T. Eric Layton

OK. I live under a rock. You're gonna' have to explain that one.

 

EDIT:  Wait! Doesn't he have a lisp? Is that it?

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9 hours ago, V.T. Eric Layton said:

OK. I live under a rock. You're gonna' have to explain that one.

 

EDIT:  Wait! Doesn't he have a lisp? Is that it?

 

Yes, a very bad lisp but everyone knows better than to mention it while he speaks.

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4 hours ago, securitybreach said:

but everyone knows better than to mention it while he speaks.

 

Yeah... he might bite their ear off. ;)

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I got this one, but any folks who don't shop at CVS probably won't. The joke is that when you buy anything at a CVS, even just a lollypop, the cash register receipt is about three feet long. It's mostly coupons, % off offers, and other baloney like Spectrum Cable ads and carp. You can usually see them blowing around CVS parking lots like tumbleweeds.

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10 hours ago, V.T. Eric Layton said:

I got this one, but any folks who don't shop at CVS probably won't. The joke is that when you buy anything at a CVS, even just a lollypop, the cash register receipt is about three feet long. It's mostly coupons, % off offers, and other baloney like Spectrum Cable ads and carp. You can usually see them blowing around CVS parking lots like tumbleweeds.

 

Same as kmart and others do (did).

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