jbredmound Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 People ask me why I sold my boat. THAT is why I sold my boat What's even scarier is the thought that they DROVE to the lake. They were PULLING a boat. Oh well, they at least can be credited with having a boat that won't capsize in a storm.End of the story...after three trips out, they started calling around to find out how much a bigger engine would cost.Not a bad idea, really. If they hit a sandbar, they could just roll over it.The whole crew are star candidates for parts in the upcoming Das Boat II.Run Silent, Run Deep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozidave Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Anyone for Reminiscing this Joke thread! It makes a GOOD read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paracelsus Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 My Word!, Dave...You certainly must have been doing some old thread surfing :PHave you heard the one about the Penguin having car trouble... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacher Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Have you heard the one about the Penguin having car trouble... A penguin having car trouble. What was he doing? Did he try Linux on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plukaduk Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 A penguin having car trouble. What was he doing? Did he try Linux on it? It had something to do with a seal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozidave Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 My Word!, Dave...You certainly must have been doing some old thread surfing :PHave you heard the one about the Penguin having car trouble... I was actually looking for something else. And!Wasn't that Tux-Racer who blew a seal or two in his car? I've never played with it to find out if he over-revved at anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebone Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.Oooh...Oooh, I've been waiting for ages for the opportunity to post this:As I rode on my motor bikeWith Ruth in back of meI hit a bump at 95And rode on ruthlessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross549 Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Now that's funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epp_b Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 ooooooohhhh...that one's a groaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epp_b Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 1. Will the real dummy please stand up?AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.2..........And to think that all of those are true! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plukaduk Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 You will feel smarter after you read these quotes:"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel EnderberyI'm pleased that has cleared that up for me, I was getting very concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paracelsus Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Now, Now, Pluka...He could have said something truly intelligent, like...."Traditionally, most of Australia's exports are sent to other countries" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozidave Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Have you heard the one about the Penguin having car trouble... Does the Penguin have a moniker? Linux calls theirs Tux! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paracelsus Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 "Kids Say The Darndest Things" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plukaduk Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epp_b Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plukaduk Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 My brother is a bit of a "wit" ½ to exact... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 to get to the other side .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 to get to the other side .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeg4 Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 to get to the other side ....but how did the egg get all the way over there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 United Parcel Service ....... (brown did it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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