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Post the funniest thing you saw on the Internets today
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 12:08 PM
Temmu, on 29 August 2014 - 12:04 PM, said:
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:45 PM
could be either!
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:23 PM
Temmu, on 29 August 2014 - 12:04 PM, said:
This reminds me of a funny real story. My uncle was a city bus driver in Tampa for many years back in the late 40s and through the 50's (he later became a Greyhound driver and retired as president of their Teamsters affiliated union). Anyway, there is/was an area of Tampa called "Gary" at one time. The area is still there, of course, but most younger folks have no idea that it was once called Gary. Anyway, my uncle filled in for another driver one day on the Grand Central to Gary route. A regular rider, a lady, entered the bus and asked my uncle, "Are you Gary?" He was alleged to have replied, "No, ma'am. I'm Peter. Gary is off today."
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 01:08 PM
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Posted 31 August 2014 - 01:14 AM
wow. ya know, that is just the way it is. hurry up & get rid of the kids.
why have them, then?
why have them, then?
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Posted 31 August 2014 - 09:42 AM
Kids are great. Wouldn't have traded the years they spent under our roof.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 12:54 AM
well, we'll leave our hung driver alone for a while...
in the mean time, it's interesting how germans name animals.
many end it ....tier (animal) and many end in ...schwein (pig, of course.)
here's a happy flow chart to animal naming! enjoy!!
lick for bigger
in the mean time, it's interesting how germans name animals.
many end it ....tier (animal) and many end in ...schwein (pig, of course.)
here's a happy flow chart to animal naming! enjoy!!
lick for bigger
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 01:13 AM
Temmu, on 01 September 2014 - 12:54 AM, said:
lick for bigger
Well, now that I've gotten slobber all over my monitor, I realize that this must have been a mis-type.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 08:13 AM
...hmm.... 
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 06:12 PM
Here is an awesome Dr. Who YouTube video.
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Posted 01 September 2014 - 10:49 PM
Shared by Esther Schindler on Google+ today.
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Q: How many technical support personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? OK. Now, exactly how dark is it? OK. There could be four or five things wrong... Have you tried the light switch?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? OK. Now, exactly how dark is it? OK. There could be four or five things wrong... Have you tried the light switch?
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 12:00 AM
what a trip! cool synth tune. i didn't even know there ~was~ a laser harp!
i like the guy's integrator square.
yup, that's tech support alright!
i like the guy's integrator square.
yup, that's tech support alright!
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 03:20 PM
For Eric
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 04:16 PM
temmu ducks behind crates awaiting eric "the slacker" linux bartholomew tuxes response...
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 04:56 PM
http://www.theinquir...nexus-4-support
I mean, seriously? this isn't a prank to build an OS for just 2 defunct devices?
I mean, seriously? this isn't a prank to build an OS for just 2 defunct devices?
Edited by crp, 02 September 2014 - 04:57 PM.
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 07:03 PM
crp, on 02 September 2014 - 04:56 PM, said:
http://www.theinquir...nexus-4-support
I mean, seriously? this isn't a prank to build an OS for just 2 defunct devices?
I mean, seriously? this isn't a prank to build an OS for just 2 defunct devices?
Tweak it 'til it breaks, then learn how to fix it.
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 11:05 PM
amenditman, on 30 August 2014 - 01:08 PM, said:
He resembles John Stewart
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 11:10 PM
crp, on 02 September 2014 - 04:56 PM, said:
for just 2 defunct devices?
I beg to differ on the Nexus 4. It has a quad core snapdragon cpu with 2gb of ram (basically what brand new phones come with). It is a little over 2 years old but very fast and powerful. I plan on getting the Nexus 6 but the N4 is a powerhouse.
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Posted 02 September 2014 - 11:10 PM
securitybreach, on 02 September 2014 - 11:05 PM, said:
He resembles John Stewart
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Posted 07 September 2014 - 05:34 PM
Hall of fame for Temmu.. Best one yet
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Posted 07 September 2014 - 10:54 PM
ha ha! glad you like! 
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