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V.T. Eric Layton

.ksed retupmoc ruoy ta ydnah rorrim a evah uoy ,s i h t daer nac uoy fI
Mar 15 2017 11:09 AM
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    abarbarian
    Of course I have a mirror above the pc. How else would I reassure myself that I was handsome every five minutes.
    Mar 16 2017 10:28 AM
  • securitybreach's Photo
    securitybreach
    Right....
    Mar 16 2017 12:12 PM
  • V.T. Eric Layton's Photo
    V.T. Eric Layton
    You mean you don't have a pic of your handsome smiling face as your desktop wallpaper?
    Mar 16 2017 05:46 PM
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securitybreach

"Only the paranoid survive.” — Andy Grove
Feb 15 2017 08:53 AM
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    abarbarian
    And crocodiles.
    Mar 16 2017 10:29 AM
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    securitybreach
    Yes and crocodiles...
    Mar 16 2017 12:11 PM
DarkSerge's Photo

DarkSerge

Stay perky.
Feb 01 2017 04:23 PM
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abarbarian

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Jan 18 2017 10:12 AM
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    securitybreach
    Rofl, that is hilarious!!
    Jan 18 2017 01:31 PM
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    ebrke
    One of your better ones!
    Jan 18 2017 07:06 PM
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    abarbarian
    ebrke have to confess I nick all of em from the net.
    Jan 20 2017 06:33 AM
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securitybreach

"The cyber general who wins the battle makes many calculations in the terminal before hacking begins." - Cyber Sun Tzu
Jan 15 2017 11:04 AM
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    abarbarian
    lol Cyber Sun Tzu
    Jan 18 2017 10:11 AM
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    securitybreach
    Right...
    Jan 18 2017 01:32 PM
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abarbarian

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic ----- How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year.
Dec 21 2016 11:31 AM
  • V.T. Eric Layton's Photo
    V.T. Eric Layton
    HAHAHA! :)
    Dec 21 2016 11:56 AM
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abarbarian

• What would they call a drugs festival at Stonehenge? Stonedhenge • What would they call afternoon tea at Stonehenge? Sconehenge
Dec 06 2016 04:33 PM
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    V.T. Eric Layton
    Yuckity-yuck-yuck. ;)
    Dec 07 2016 12:00 PM
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V.T. Eric Layton

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls, of course. ;)
Nov 16 2016 05:52 PM
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    V.T. Eric Layton
    I didn't think it up myself. I saw it on Google+ somewhere. ;)
    Nov 22 2016 02:37 PM
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    mac
    :-)
    Nov 25 2016 01:15 PM
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    abarbarian
    He he.
    Jan 20 2017 06:34 AM
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V.T. Eric Layton

Old Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times."
Nov 09 2016 06:49 PM
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    ebrke
    Oh yeah.
    Nov 12 2016 01:57 PM
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    V.T. Eric Layton
    ;)
    Nov 14 2016 05:24 PM
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securitybreach

‘Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.’ -- George Santayana
Oct 31 2016 07:59 AM
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    abarbarian
    When does that happen then ? I am really looking forward to repeating my 20s',30's, 40's and 50's :-)
    Nov 15 2016 10:21 AM
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    securitybreach
    Right, lol
    Nov 15 2016 10:28 AM
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LilBambi

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx
Oct 22 2016 12:13 AM
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    ebrke
    Ha--very true.
    Oct 24 2016 04:35 PM
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    abarbarian
    Oh so true.
    Jan 20 2017 06:35 AM
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securitybreach

"We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us." -- Joker
Oct 09 2016 10:46 AM
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LilBambi

“The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.” ― Oscar Wilde
Oct 01 2016 05:25 PM
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    LilBambi
    LOL

    Oct 01 2016 05:25 PM
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securitybreach

" I’ve never locked my keys in my car, but I did once kill sshd and that’s basically the same thing. " -- @Daily-DevOPs
Sep 10 2016 10:39 AM