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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation, and go to the grave with the song still in them." -- Henry David Thoreau
May 17 2019 07:47 AM
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation, and go to the grave with the song still in them."
May 17 2019 07:46 AM
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abarbarian

Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Hamlet's killers, because they did murder most foul.
May 04 2019 06:50 AM
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V.T. Eric Layton

There's nothing on my mind. QUIT asking!
Apr 19 2019 11:48 PM
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It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. -- Herman Melville
Apr 15 2019 06:25 AM
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"All life will die, all mind will cease, and it will all be as if it had never happened. That, to be honest, is the goal to which evolution is traveling, that is the "benevolent" end of the furious living and furious dying..... All life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again. The final result... is to deprive it completely of meaning." - Leslie Paul -- 'Annihilation of Man'
Apr 15 2019 06:25 AM
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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Jan 02 2019 06:04 AM
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abarbarian

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
Dec 26 2018 07:52 AM
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abarbarian

What do you call gold diggers with no clothes on? Strip miners
Nov 02 2018 06:34 AM
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    securitybreach
    Or just strippers ;)
    Nov 02 2018 06:45 AM
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securitybreach

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. -- Herman Melville
Oct 15 2018 06:12 AM
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    abarbarian
    Failure is Not an Option : Gene Kranz
    Nov 02 2018 06:44 AM
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    securitybreach
    Nice one
    Nov 02 2018 06:45 AM
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securitybreach

Good people don't need laws to tell them to act responsibly and bad people will find a way around the laws. -- Plato
Oct 02 2018 07:33 PM
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securitybreach

Good people don't need laws to tell them to act responsibly and bad people wi ll find a way around the laws. -- Plato
Oct 02 2018 07:32 PM
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V.T. Eric Layton

HAL, please open the airlock.
Sep 04 2018 11:01 AM
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    V.T. Eric Layton
    I'm sorry, Dave. You're SOL.
    Sep 08 2018 01:27 PM
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    abarbarian
    All right, Hal. I’ll go in through the emergency air lock without my space helmet .

    Nov 02 2018 06:41 AM
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”Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.”
Aug 12 2018 04:51 AM
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Why was silver more popular than gold? Everyone dug the silver, but panned the gold
Aug 03 2018 06:26 AM