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Posted 04 May 2017 - 08:42 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 10 May 2017 - 12:02 PM

http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-05-03
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 11:23 AM

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 03:04 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 08:40 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:10 AM

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Posted 21 May 2017 - 07:55 PM

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Posted 23 May 2017 - 08:23 PM

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 08:14 PM

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Posted 03 June 2017 - 04:34 PM

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Posted 03 June 2017 - 05:07 PM

There are about 10 of them here: http://textsfromsupe...-superheroes-no

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Posted 05 June 2017 - 11:00 AM

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We're Avoiding Earth Due to 'Pathetic' Software Standards, Say Aliens

Aliens are avoiding Earth due to humanity’s ongoing ability to allow themselves to be subjugated and locked into proprietary platforms. That’s according to aliens themselves, who say that humanity has truly revealed themselves to be a “lost cause”.

“Look, technologically you guys have been advanced enough that we were considering making official physical contact,” said an alien local of the Alpha Centauri system. “You know, stuff that not even NASA could cover up. But on top of all the wars, hate crimes and your unusual ability to strive to wipe out your own race, you losers also allow yourselves to be bent over by your proprietary software vendors. It’s pathetic! No point us going to the effort to meet with a slobbish species who happily allow themselves to be enslaved simply for comfort and convenience.”

The aliens went on to say that if humanity could allow themselves to be “enslaved so easily by their own kind”, then humankind would be fodder to the rest of the universe. “They’ll become someone’s b****es, that’s for sure,” said another alien. “If humanity is still around by the time the Milky Way collides with Andromeda, which I highly doubt, look out. There’s a few species in that galaxy who really know how to dominate a civilization. But we think planet Earth will implode long before then. We’ve seen the state of your online messaging boards!”...

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Posted 08 June 2017 - 05:13 PM

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 05:03 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 14 June 2017 - 06:42 PM

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Posted 14 June 2017 - 10:04 PM

That reminded me of this one :D :

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Posted 14 June 2017 - 10:14 PM

View Postsunrat, on 14 June 2017 - 10:04 PM, said:

That reminded me of this one :D :

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Posted 15 June 2017 - 12:44 PM

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View Postsecuritybreach, on 08 June 2017 - 05:13 PM, said:

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OMG- it's one of those lip goatees- only extra wide...
Is that an American trying to out-Euro the Europeans?
He could be like a comic villain in a movie, ya know...
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Posted 15 June 2017 - 07:38 PM

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 10:13 AM

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 10:39 AM

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 11:00 AM

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 09:36 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984




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