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Posted 20 July 2018 - 10:40 AM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:16 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 21 July 2018 - 07:00 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 21 July 2018 - 09:56 PM

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Posted 23 July 2018 - 08:41 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 27 July 2018 - 07:01 AM

Amazon facial recognition tech identifies US pollies as criminals  




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Amazon's face surveillance technology, Rekognition, failed to identify 28 current US politicians, instead labelling them as people who had been arrested for crimes.

The American Civil Liberties Union carried out the test and used a database of mugshots which included both Democrats and Republicans, men and women, of all ages and from all across the country.


I always knew machines were cleverer than humans. :breakfast:

If they ran the same test here in blighty theyd identify 100% of the politicians as criminals. :Laughing:
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#3382 OFFLINE   V.T. Eric Layton

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Posted 27 July 2018 - 01:22 PM

100% of them are criminals, I thought. ;)

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 08:48 AM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 01:11 PM

Clippy has hit rock bottom:

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 08:35 PM

It looks like you're trying to wipe your bum. Can I help with that? :D
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Posted 28 July 2018 - 09:22 PM

View Postsunrat, on 28 July 2018 - 08:35 PM, said:

It looks like you're trying to wipe your bum. Can I help with that? :D

Hehe, right!!
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#3387 OFFLINE   V.T. Eric Layton

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Posted 30 July 2018 - 11:50 AM

Clippy! BAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL for the day!

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Posted 30 July 2018 - 07:35 PM

It's an older one but hilarious!!!


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Posted 02 August 2018 - 06:42 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 03:46 PM

Not suitable for the fastidious.
https://youtu.be/SRzHaD5bg2s

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 04:05 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:10 PM

View PostPete!, on 03 August 2018 - 03:46 PM, said:

Not suitable for the fastidious.
https://youtu.be/SRzHaD5bg2s
I call fake!
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Posted 04 August 2018 - 10:37 AM

View Postsunrat, on 03 August 2018 - 08:10 PM, said:

View PostPete!, on 03 August 2018 - 03:46 PM, said:

Not suitable for the fastidious.
https://youtu.be/SRzHaD5bg2s
I call fake!
That particular film was obviously staged, the camera angles are too good for an untended security camera, but I can't help but wonder if it depicts an actual (but unseen) event.
Let it serve as a warning about leaving unsupervised pets and robots run loose together while you're out.

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 05:34 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 10:32 PM

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 07:04 PM

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Posted 16 August 2018 - 08:10 PM

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"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain." -George Orwell, 1984

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Posted 17 August 2018 - 12:08 PM

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Posted 17 August 2018 - 01:16 PM

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 11:52 AM

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