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The True Tales of an IT Department


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#1 OFFLINE   Temmu

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Posted 13 May 2003 - 05:29 PM

5 o'clock and  the parking lot had emptied except for a few vehicles.  temmu recognized most of them, they belonged to the IT department.  the porche carrera on concrete blocks was his.temmu of course, was by the water cooler again.  the boss & the rest of the team were headed past him towards the IT conference room (read kitchen.)  temmu followed along.  he had worked his way up the ranks and now provided corporate security.no, no, not network security, physical.  as in when an upgrade had occured he used his light sabre to keep angry mobs away from the rest of the IT staff.the boss was speaking, ' we've got 12 hours to foist the new os on our users before they arrive in the morning.  anyone chose an os yet?'
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#2 OFFLINE   jbredmound

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Posted 13 May 2003 - 09:45 PM

Windows 3.1!!!!  You know what they can do if they can't take a joke!

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 08:53 AM

Why not just give them DOS 5.0?  That should save energy for the sabers!

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 09:29 AM

either way, we'd no longer have to worry about instant messanging or irc, or that annoying internet  :o
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Posted 14 May 2003 - 11:08 AM

Umm, if I remember correctly, there was a way to get on the net with Win3.1..........
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#6 OFFLINE   Temmu

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 12:59 PM

then we'll have to make the upgrade dos 5.0 :blink:
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