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• What would they call a drugs festival at Stonehenge? Stonedhenge • What would they call afternoon tea at Stonehenge? Sconehenge
Dec 06 2016 04:33 PM
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    V.T. Eric Layton
    Yuckity-yuck-yuck. ;)
    Dec 07 2016 12:00 PM
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V.T. Eric Layton

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls, of course. ;)
Nov 16 2016 05:52 PM
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    V.T. Eric Layton
    I didn't think it up myself. I saw it on Google+ somewhere. ;)
    Nov 22 2016 02:37 PM
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    mac
    :-)
    Nov 25 2016 01:15 PM
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    abarbarian
    He he.
    Jan 20 2017 06:34 AM
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V.T. Eric Layton

Old Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times."
Nov 09 2016 06:49 PM
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    ebrke
    Oh yeah.
    Nov 12 2016 01:57 PM
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    V.T. Eric Layton
    ;)
    Nov 14 2016 05:24 PM
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securitybreach

‘Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.’ -- George Santayana
Oct 31 2016 07:59 AM
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    abarbarian
    When does that happen then ? I am really looking forward to repeating my 20s',30's, 40's and 50's :-)
    Nov 15 2016 10:21 AM
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    securitybreach
    Right, lol
    Nov 15 2016 10:28 AM
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LilBambi

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx
Oct 22 2016 12:13 AM
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    ebrke
    Ha--very true.
    Oct 24 2016 04:35 PM
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    abarbarian
    Oh so true.
    Jan 20 2017 06:35 AM
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securitybreach

"We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us." -- Joker
Oct 09 2016 10:46 AM
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LilBambi

“The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.” ― Oscar Wilde
Oct 01 2016 05:25 PM
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    LilBambi
    LOL

    Oct 01 2016 05:25 PM
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securitybreach

" I’ve never locked my keys in my car, but I did once kill sshd and that’s basically the same thing. " -- @Daily-DevOPs
Sep 10 2016 10:39 AM
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securitybreach

" I’ve never locked my keys in my car, but I did once kill sshd and that’s basically the same thing. " -- @ Daily-DevOPs
Sep 10 2016 10:39 AM
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abarbarian

In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
Aug 31 2016 05:50 AM
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securitybreach

" To err is human; to really screw up requires the root password. " — banner in Unix
Aug 14 2016 11:50 AM
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    securitybreach
    Well besides some rain here and there
    Aug 15 2016 04:53 PM
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    LilBambi
    Thankfully! Love that quote, BTW!
    Aug 25 2016 07:23 PM
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    securitybreach
    Indeed
    Aug 25 2016 08:30 PM
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abarbarian

What do you call it when a dinosaur is involved in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck
Aug 07 2016 05:53 AM
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    ebrke
    Just when I thought you couldn't beat Sir Cumference!
    Aug 08 2016 08:22 PM
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    abarbarian
    Why thank you (takes a bow) I try my best. :-)
    Aug 10 2016 11:57 AM
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LilBambi

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton ~~ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bulwer-Lytton
Jul 31 2016 07:33 AM
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LilBambi

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
Jul 31 2016 07:32 AM
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securitybreach

"H3ll is empty and all the Devils are here." -- William Shakespeare
Jul 30 2016 01:17 PM
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    securitybreach
    Right :-)
    Jul 30 2016 03:21 PM
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    abarbarian
    He was visiting parliament at the time he made that quote SB;-)
    Aug 10 2016 02:37 PM
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    securitybreach
    Nice, I didn't know that.
    Aug 10 2016 03:07 PM